Saturday, December 17, 2016

Survivor Game Changers

So let's start with the new season as a whole. What do I think of the idea.

I like it. It's interesting in a lot of ways but confusing in others because I don't know exactly what they were thinking with some of the cast.

Let's examine each one and see:

Andrea Boehlke

Awesome. Words can not express how I long to see what stupid mistake she makes this time to get voted off. Besides good looks did this woman do anything better than the others to deserve yet ANOTHER shot.  Poor choice for come back.

Brad Culppeper

Another choice that makes ZERO sense. This man had NO plan, NO allies and did nothing to change the game.....but he was in the NFL. Which CBS is hoping will change in to higher viewers, so he's in.




Aubry Bracco

I laughed out loud at this pick too. She's a tool. Used by others to get to the end with absolutely NO power over anyone in the game. I hope she gets voted out early but with her skill of hiding away until the end, I'm afraid it won't happen.

Caleb Reynolds

Man, seeing this guy go too soon was a tough break. I'm glad they're giving him another shot, but the only thing he did to change the game was remove himself from it so I'm torn on whether he's deserving to come back THIS season.

Ciera Eastin

I'm completely clueless on why Survivor keeps bringing her back. I mean, stunned. Single young mother, blah, blah blah...gets constantly outsmarted in tribal and acts like she was cheated. #2 on my most hated list for this season.

JT Thomas

Wow. Again, I love this player. He was a mastermind his first season and has only been duped by the best player never to win Russell Hanz. Super interested to see how he'll do this time around. Will he become the goat or the guru? This season will define him for sure.



Cirie Fields

Nothing would make me happier than to see this idiot be the first voted off. The reason CBS gave us as to why she's on this season is because she "tricked" a total moron (Erik) to give up his idol at tribal and get voted off. But here's the rub. It wasn't just HER! It was the entire team of ladies who tricked him and for some reason CBS wants you to forget about that little fact. But if you have CBS All Access, check out the season and you'll see what I mean. This woman is the biggest idiot to continually be given a golden ticket to this show. Let's just hope that after this, we'll never see her again.

Jeff Varner

Man I love this guy. And there's no doubt in my mind that he loves Survivor. I was SO happy to see him get his second chance....and then I realized he's a wannabe strategist who's entirely out of his league. Maybe his ineptness, will keep him away from being marked as a threat, but he has zero chance of winning this game.

Debbie Wanner

I have a feeling they could have called this season "Survivor: Dumbass" and I would have agreed with every pick so far.

Malcolm Freberg

The Phoenix. This man isn't a game changer but an absolute wrecking ball to the game of Survivor. He has is all, brains, strength and social gaming. The triple threat. I'm cheering hard for this man to not only win, but dominate the game.

Hali Ford

How nice. They're throwing chum in the water for all the sharks to devour first off if they wish. I think that's wonderful of them. I bet she's just as clueless when they snuff her torch a 2nd time....and then the 3 survivor fans who remember her will never have to think of her again.

Ozzy Lusth

Who CAN'T cheer for this guy! He'll be seen as a huge threat up front but if he can team of with a strong alliance, he has a chance.... to make the jury. Sorry buddy! I love ya but you have a snowballs chance of going all the way!

Michaela Bradshaw

There's no doubt she was a strong player this past season but wasn't she victim of the biggest blindside in Survivor history? She didn't even make it to the jury?! Another confusing pick for this season.

Tai Trang

Survivor: Dumbass, is sounding better all the time.

Sandra Diaz

Hail to the Queen! They could've named this season after her. One of the best choices. I'm so happy to see her come back and put her winning streak on the line AGAIN! I picked her last time, I'm tempted to do it again. She's one of THE smartest players ever to play the game. LOVE to see if she schools them all again here and comes back up on top once again.

Tony Vlachos

The gladiator of Survivor. NO ONE plays harder in the game. (with exception to Russell Hanz) He was made for a season like this. Another great choice who I can't wait to see next year!

Sarah Lacina

And what would Tony be without his incompetent counterpart?! Glad to see this moron back on Survivor: Dumbass (yep, that's what I'm calling it this year)

Troyzan Robertson

They say he has a big heart for Survivor. I say he's a welcome addition to the rest of the dumbasses on this show.

Sierra Thomas

Here's a picture of her doing what she does best....watch the game pass her by.

Zeke Smith

Similar to Varner, Zeke has the heart but not the skill to survive. Guess Survivor's still to pissed at Russell Hanz to give him a second shot.

Oh well. I'll still be watching it. My favorites are Malcolm, Sandra and Tony. Ozzy, Jeff and JT would be nice to see win. Cirie, Ciera and Debbie need to go first...in that order.

What about you? Any thoughts on the upcoming season? Do tell!















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