Friday, October 24, 2014

Why would you buy this?! (4)

 Poop-like soap. This is awful. Imagine washing your hands with this and your wife catches you. She'll have the divorce papers written up before the day's end.  Or even better, give it to the kids to play with in the bath tub right before the babysitter arrives. Throw in a hidden recorder and you've got a YouTube hit! The possibilities are endless.
 Soda Cans Toppers. What to add hassle while enjoying a coke? Buy these and be "that person" at the party that no one will invite ever again.
 Wooly Mammoth Hair. I know it's unique but what would you use it for other than to gross people out.
Giant Gummie Worm. Make yourself sick of them in one day with this item. Or better yet, bring them out while having guest over and tell them "this" will be the entertainment for the evening.

Watch them run at a cartoon pace out the door.

Have a good weekend folks!

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Why would you buy this?! (3)

 Skinned Rabbit. Yeah...the perfect thing to order online when you're planning on having guests over for dinner and the super market down the road is fresh out of...rabbit.
 Goatee shaving template. For folks who are too dumb to do it themselves I suppose. This is one of the STUPIDEST things for sale online I've ever seen.
 Pizza Cologne. Want to smell like a hot pizza? Or attract a ninja turtle? What about torture someone who's starving? Or fool your kid into thinking you're having something other than peas and broccoli for dinner? This is the gift for you!
LED Rainbow shower head. Bath in a rainbow and pray none of your friends ever find out about the stupid amount of money you paid for this cheap gimmick.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Why would you buy this?! (2)

 Bed Prism Glasses. Is there someone there while you're in bed sleeping and you don't want to raise your eyes to see who it is? Buy these, prey they don't fall off your head while you turn in your sleep and hit yourself in the face with a bat for being so stupid as to buy them in the first place.
 Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Just what it says. So if you peed yourself laughing, grab a quick few and you'll be covered. I guess one size fits all and that size is "stupid"
 Go Girl Urination device. Now girls can pee standing up! I was just as shocked as you are to find these exist though as to what purpose I have no idea. I guess when ladies use the men's room and the urinals are the only things open they'll be saved with this gem of a device. Or they could experience the joys of going out behind a bush or tree and....nah, that's just nasty!
Fish Tank Coffee Table. Sure it looks nice but what happens when it breaks?! I'M not cleaning it up I can tell you that now!

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Why would you buy this?! (1)

Time to talk about things you can buy online...but why?
 8 pound bag of cereal marshmellows. Tired of there never being enough in your cereal? Buy this whopping bag online and show your cereal who's boss!! (or deal with it and eat your cereal like a man)
 USB flash drive Gun. Take it to work and....get arrested. Or to a meeting or out to the park for use... and get everyone around you calling the cops! The perfect USB drive that you can't use in public without scaring the crap out of folks!
 1500 lady bugs. I'm not kidding. You can buy them online. I'm guessing it has something to do with you garden but I wouldn't know. Besides, what if they try to cheat you with only 1455 lady bugs instead? How would you know?! You really going to count them out of the box one at a time?!
Bathtime Splash Guard. You can buy it on Amazon if you're kids such a sissy that a little soap in the eye makes them cry. Way too much time on their hands for the person who came up with this idea.

More tomorrow!

Monday, October 20, 2014

Cool things you can buy online (4)

Just thought I'd continue my discussion from last week about wild things you can find online.
 Remote controlled flying shark. I have no idea why, but Megan would want this.
 Hand held console that plays old Nintendo and super Nintendo games. Another brilliant invention! Perfect for this day and age!
 Inflatable Captains Chair. Not the biggest Star Trek fan but this wouldn't be a bad thing to have.
Tetris sandwich cutter. Ha! Megan would like it. It cuts off the crust!

Saturday, October 18, 2014

For all the Florida State fans out there.

Congratulations. Auburn thanks you for it's inevitable rise back through the ranks of college football.

Florida State will be one of 2 teams from non-SEC conferences to make it into the playoffs I think. Would Oregon be the other? We'll just have to wait and see.

And Bama? Wow. I didn't know you had it in you!

War Eagle!

Now THIS is baseball!

Now that the Giants have embarrassed the Cardinals the match has been set for one of the best World Series matches I've seen in a long time.

It's the dominant Royals team vs Tim Hudson's Giants. Regardless of who wins this one, it's going to be great.

I love both of these teams and it would only be better if my Mets were in. (but at 3rd place in a weak division that didn't happen)

I'm glad these are the teams we'll see and I can't wait for the games to begin!!

Friday, October 17, 2014

Cool things you can buy online (3)

 Ninja star coat hangers. What better way to tell your friends you kick A than these puppies?
 Polaroid Picture paper. Go ahead. Take a picture. It'll last longer!
 Russian Roulette Water Balloon. Freaking genius came up with this. You fill it up then take turns with friends pulling the trigger until one chamber (the carries a needle) pops the balloon all over you. GREAT IDEA!!
Salt Gun. Ouch! They actually make these? Dang! I can see some old lady not wanting a gun but using this to defend herself. Wouldn't like to be on the receiving end of this!

Have a good weekend folks!