So before I start falling behind on this, let me give you a short clip what I think about the upcoming movies coming out in June...
The Internship
There used to be a day when I thought Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson were two of the funniest people in the world.
Yep, I used to think that.
This is The End
This is the worst idea for a movie that I've ever heard about.
Man of Steel
Nevermind that last comment. I stand corrected.
Monster's University
I shouldn't go see this....but I am.
World War Z
I hear the book in amazing. I also hear the movie is nothing like the book.
Zzzzzzzzz....
Have a good weekend folks!
Friday, May 10, 2013
Thursday, May 09, 2013
Wednesday, May 08, 2013
Tuesday, May 07, 2013
Star Wars update
In the latest Star Wars news, Disney announced it was giving the video game rights to a company that has held the title of "Worst Customer Service Ever" for 3 years straight. (no joke) I guess they figured fans were used to the abuse, living with King George for so long they're used to being abused.
I loved the idea of shutting down Lucas Arts. They'd gotten to be too compliant over the years and the gaming franchise needed an overhaul. But giving it to EA?! What were they thinking?! There are hundreds of better companies they could've given the rights to who'd have been better than these bozos!
Rocksteady anyone?
My point is, you don't had the golden goose over to someone as self-centered as EA who have NEVER shown love to any of their fans. Don't believe me? Check out all the "ho-hum" reviews over the years for Madden and NCAA football.
EA lost their imagination a long time ago. The only thing they have left going for them is exclusive rights over sporting games. If it were not for those rights, they'd have been shut down years ago!
And while I'm on a rant....
Have you heard about the new book coming out later this year? ANOTHER classic adventure novel!? I know everyone loves to tell stories of when Luke and Leia were young rebels on the run from Vader and the Empire but it's been done enough! Please stop!
As the timeline is now it looks like Han, Leia and Luke hardly had time to sleep inbetween A New Hope and Emipre Strikes Back. Why they keep choosing this timeline to write within is mind boggling.
Yeah, I'll read it but with thousands of other options for books, why Del Rey continues to harp on this point in time is beyond me.
Hmmm... maybe Disney can strip the rights from them as well and give the book rights to someone else...
Here's to hoping!
I loved the idea of shutting down Lucas Arts. They'd gotten to be too compliant over the years and the gaming franchise needed an overhaul. But giving it to EA?! What were they thinking?! There are hundreds of better companies they could've given the rights to who'd have been better than these bozos!
Rocksteady anyone?
My point is, you don't had the golden goose over to someone as self-centered as EA who have NEVER shown love to any of their fans. Don't believe me? Check out all the "ho-hum" reviews over the years for Madden and NCAA football.
EA lost their imagination a long time ago. The only thing they have left going for them is exclusive rights over sporting games. If it were not for those rights, they'd have been shut down years ago!
And while I'm on a rant....
Have you heard about the new book coming out later this year? ANOTHER classic adventure novel!? I know everyone loves to tell stories of when Luke and Leia were young rebels on the run from Vader and the Empire but it's been done enough! Please stop!
As the timeline is now it looks like Han, Leia and Luke hardly had time to sleep inbetween A New Hope and Emipre Strikes Back. Why they keep choosing this timeline to write within is mind boggling.
Yeah, I'll read it but with thousands of other options for books, why Del Rey continues to harp on this point in time is beyond me.
Hmmm... maybe Disney can strip the rights from them as well and give the book rights to someone else...
Here's to hoping!
Monday, May 06, 2013
May Movie Review
I know this is a little late but I've been so busy lately that I haven't had time for this post. So let me review some movies I've already seen and some others coming out soon.
Iron Man 3
I saw this last night and enjoyed it. They did a good job with the trilogy and I look forward to Marvel's next installment "Thor 2" at the end of the year. Is Iron Man 3 the movie of the year? So far, yes. But we'll have to see what else is out there before we crown it "Best of 2013"
Star Trek: Into Darkness
This movie doesn't get me excited at all. Sure, I'll see it but ever since JJ announced he's directing Star Wars has anyone else felt the air's been let out of the balloon on this movie? Who cares?! Everyone's talking about his next project and I think that it's also shrouded folks interest in seeing this.
That being said, I'm sure the movie will be fine but I'm equally sure no one will remember it by the end of the year.
Fast and the Furious 6
Who'd have thought years ago that they would be making a movie called "Fast and Furious 6" that would still star all the original characters and we'd still be excited to see it?! Wild that it's gone on this long and in my opinion they've all been pretty much fun to watch.
I'm glad they're calling it "6" because you don't see that in movies much anymore. Will I go see it in theaters? Eh...I don't know yet. I don't think I've seen a single one in theaters so far, I've watched them all on DVD and I think I may keep my streak going on this one too.
Should be exiciting to see either way!
Hangover Part III
The 1st one felt unique and intriging. The 2nd felt forced. This one will be Hollywood's brightest example of brow-beating a one trick pony to death.
All that said....yes I'll be seeing it.
After Earth
Yeah....no.
Iron Man 3
I saw this last night and enjoyed it. They did a good job with the trilogy and I look forward to Marvel's next installment "Thor 2" at the end of the year. Is Iron Man 3 the movie of the year? So far, yes. But we'll have to see what else is out there before we crown it "Best of 2013"
Star Trek: Into Darkness
This movie doesn't get me excited at all. Sure, I'll see it but ever since JJ announced he's directing Star Wars has anyone else felt the air's been let out of the balloon on this movie? Who cares?! Everyone's talking about his next project and I think that it's also shrouded folks interest in seeing this.
That being said, I'm sure the movie will be fine but I'm equally sure no one will remember it by the end of the year.
Fast and the Furious 6
Who'd have thought years ago that they would be making a movie called "Fast and Furious 6" that would still star all the original characters and we'd still be excited to see it?! Wild that it's gone on this long and in my opinion they've all been pretty much fun to watch.
I'm glad they're calling it "6" because you don't see that in movies much anymore. Will I go see it in theaters? Eh...I don't know yet. I don't think I've seen a single one in theaters so far, I've watched them all on DVD and I think I may keep my streak going on this one too.
Should be exiciting to see either way!
Hangover Part III
The 1st one felt unique and intriging. The 2nd felt forced. This one will be Hollywood's brightest example of brow-beating a one trick pony to death.
All that said....yes I'll be seeing it.
After Earth
Yeah....no.
Sunday, May 05, 2013
Cinco de Mayo
I don't know why the US needs another reason to celebrate this holiday. It used to be just at Mexican restaurants but now I see it at several others not even offering any mexican food but nachos. Back in the day I used to have fun with this holiday but now it's been blown up way out of proportion just like Mardi Gras (which used to be only celebrated in Louisiana)
Ok, I'm done griping. Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone.
Saturday, May 04, 2013
May the 4th
As some of you know, it's "Star Wars" day and all I've gotten to celebrate the day is Star Wars junk mail in my inbox.
It's sad because this used to be the day George Lucas would announce what dinner scraps he's throwing under the table for the fans to gobble up. The announcements have never been that big but at least we've had some.
I expected Disney to officially confirm the signings of Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford today but I guess they don't care about this holiday either. About the only Star Wars news that we've seen is that JJ Abrams would like John Williams to do the music to Star Wars, which to everyone else should be a no-brainer but for someone like JJ it shows improvement in his novice familiarity with the Star Wars brand.
Happy 4th everyone!
It's sad because this used to be the day George Lucas would announce what dinner scraps he's throwing under the table for the fans to gobble up. The announcements have never been that big but at least we've had some.
I expected Disney to officially confirm the signings of Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford today but I guess they don't care about this holiday either. About the only Star Wars news that we've seen is that JJ Abrams would like John Williams to do the music to Star Wars, which to everyone else should be a no-brainer but for someone like JJ it shows improvement in his novice familiarity with the Star Wars brand.
Happy 4th everyone!
A Memory of Light
My journey through the Wheel of Time books has finally come to an end.
In this 909 page book contains the account of the foretold “Last Battle”….the WHOLE book is about the battle!
Not joking here. Only in the last 16 pages is the final battle over and you read about the aftermath. I couldn’t believe literally the ENTIRE book was about the battle. Unbelievable.
As always Brandon Sanderson delivers his material with excellence and I have to wonder whether Jordan wrote any of it at all or if Sanderson was going off of an outline. I suspect it’s the latter.
Not to spoil anything, but a lot of characters die and the ending fits the story as a whole I think. It didn’t feel rushed like some of Jordan’s previous book endings, instead it felt like closure was given to the story and that’s all the mattered.
Overall I’d recommend this series. Even having the reader suffer through Jordan’s annoyingly lagging trilogy in the middle of the series just makes the ending a bigger pay off.
Take heed however! These books are NOT what I would consider to be “light reading” Even in this book a chapter titled “The Last Battle” is over 200 pages long! (I didn’t recognize it till 150 pages in though) So if you’re into books with only 300 or so pages…nope, not for you.
But if you love fantasy and long story arcs, this one’s right up your ally!
So what should I read next? Hmmm… I think I saw some Little Golden Books laying around here somewhere.
Friday, May 03, 2013
What I'm collecting
It was only a matter of time before my Star Wars nerdiness took things to the next step....collecting the entire RPG library of books that were published by West End Games back in the late 80's to mid 90's.
Thanks to Amazon and Ebay, I've just about have a complete set. And with the help of a lot of Amazon gift cards it didn't cost much at all!
I've never played role playing games but had a lot of friends back in the day that used to play. They invited me over several times but I regret to say I never made it around for a game. I should've and now I'm going to try and make up for it.
I play a lot of board games so why not try my hand at what West End Games offered the world way back in the days before Zahn's trilogy came out. Zahn even said in an interview that when writing his epic Thrawn Trilogy that Lucas gave him a copy of all the WEG material to have at his disposal.
I'm excited to see what news stories abound from this RPG galaxy far, far, away...
Thanks to Amazon and Ebay, I've just about have a complete set. And with the help of a lot of Amazon gift cards it didn't cost much at all!
I've never played role playing games but had a lot of friends back in the day that used to play. They invited me over several times but I regret to say I never made it around for a game. I should've and now I'm going to try and make up for it.
I play a lot of board games so why not try my hand at what West End Games offered the world way back in the days before Zahn's trilogy came out. Zahn even said in an interview that when writing his epic Thrawn Trilogy that Lucas gave him a copy of all the WEG material to have at his disposal.
I'm excited to see what news stories abound from this RPG galaxy far, far, away...
Thursday, May 02, 2013
Wednesday, May 01, 2013
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Monday, April 29, 2013
Sunday, April 28, 2013
20000 leagues under the sea ride!
Holy cow! I'd forgotten about this ride until one of my fellow employees (who's going to Disney this summer) reminded me about it!
Does anyone remember this ride as well? It took you on an under water adventure in a submarine. I remember riding it as a kid and thinking it was awesome! Looking at this video it doesn't look like much but to a kid it was quite impressive!
So what ever happened to this ride? And why did they shut it down?
Well in 1995 (without any notice) Disney shut down the ride permanently (much to the public's dismay) because it simply cost too much to maintain. With the subs limited capacity leading to extremely long line and constant breakdowns, the cost of repairing the ride and keeping the water clean enough for everyone to see through was too much for the penny pinching mouse so they decided to scrap this beautiful ride.
It's a shame too, because I would've loved to ride it once again, but I guess the younger generation will never be able to experience such a joyful ride ever again.
Saturday, April 27, 2013
Towers of Midnight
Light!
Just finished Book #13 of the Wheel of Time series and Brandon Sanderson's STILL raising the bar from anything Jordan had written previously.
I hate to dog of Robert Jordan so much, but I now see where some of his flaws were. For one, it's obvious Jordan was influenced by the Father of Fantasy himself, JRR Tolkien. And try as he might, Jordan was no Tolkien.
He tried to be in his writing style but he really started coming up short the more books he wrote. Sanderson delivers an excellent balance of story telling that's used by just about every author today.
Instead of focusing on one character for 200 pages Sanderson balances them around chapter to chapter. He keeps you invested in each character as the story moves along. This type of delivery also speeds up the story in the mind of the reader.
Excellent delivery. Now let's see what he can do for the finale...
Just finished Book #13 of the Wheel of Time series and Brandon Sanderson's STILL raising the bar from anything Jordan had written previously.
I hate to dog of Robert Jordan so much, but I now see where some of his flaws were. For one, it's obvious Jordan was influenced by the Father of Fantasy himself, JRR Tolkien. And try as he might, Jordan was no Tolkien.
He tried to be in his writing style but he really started coming up short the more books he wrote. Sanderson delivers an excellent balance of story telling that's used by just about every author today.
Instead of focusing on one character for 200 pages Sanderson balances them around chapter to chapter. He keeps you invested in each character as the story moves along. This type of delivery also speeds up the story in the mind of the reader.
Excellent delivery. Now let's see what he can do for the finale...
Friday, April 26, 2013
Contra Paper Boy
If this had been a Nintendo game back in the day...I'd have bought it the day it came out!
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Monday, April 22, 2013
Of Lando
So I’m reading in the news this week that Billy Dee Williams is upset he’s not been asked to be in the new Star Wars movies. So instead of keeping a respectful silence on the issue (as Anthony Daniels is doing) he’s decided to bring his gripe to the fans by asking them to bug Lucasfilm and Disney about “demanding” Lando be in the new movies.
First off, let me state I’m a Lando fan and one of the only things that bug me about the expanded universe is the lack of stories involving Lando. He’s rarely used in the books.
But for Billy Dee to do this just reeks of “homeless man desperate” Of course he wants to be in Star Wars, who doesn’t? It would boost his morbid career and maybe bring more offers to his agents table (which has likely been collecting dust since 1989’s Batman) But is Billy Dee (the actor) endearing enough to generate support? Let’s talk about this.
In the summer of 2005 I met the Colt 45 spokesman at the San Diego Comic Con, looking at this picture describes perfectly how he felt. I wouldn’t go as far as to say he was rude to the fans, but he sure wasn’t enthusiastic about meeting them either. I think Billy Dee cares more for his dismal career than Star Wars and the message he’s sending out to his fans is proof.
That being said, they should go ahead and put him in the movie too. I mean, come on! How many brothers have there been in the films so far?! The return of Lando should be as welcome to Disney as a fan request to see Frog Princess 2!
Sunday, April 21, 2013
The Curious Case of Mr Toad
Remember the Mr Toad ride at Disney World?
It was one of my favorite rides when I went as a kid. During our honeymoon I remember getting all excited telling Megan all about it only to discover they replaced it with a Winnie the Pooh ride.
Mr Toad came from the novel "The Wind and the Willows" I loved the book as a kid and was excited to see it had a ride. After returning from our honeymoon I looked up why it was closed.
The one in Disney Land's still open but Disney World closed theirs in the mid-90's much to the public's outrage. But to help "soften" the blow, Disney added a picture right at the begining of the Pooh ride to the left showing Mr Toad handing the deed of the building over to Owl.
Also in the Haunted Mansion's pet cemetery lies the old statue of Mr Toad from the ride.
Now I didn't know about this until last week and we won't be going back to Disney World for at least another 2 years but you can bet that the next time I do I'll be looking out for this!
Saturday, April 20, 2013
The Gathering Storm
NOW we're talking! Hate to say it, but Robert Jordan's death was the best thing for this series. Sanderson does a phenomenal job breathing new life into a series that was going stale fast. Here's the main contributions that were added:
1) Better Dialogue: The characters are finally having meaningful conversations that move the plot along instead on needless banter about pointless actions that have no impact on the story.
2) Shorter Chapters: One thing Jordan loved was his 70 pages chapters, that seemed to never stop. Now the chapters are much shorter and the story better condensed so that you get a real feel over what's going on with the development.
3) Much needed humor: Jordan was the "last" of the old school of thought that believed humor had little or no use in novels. I don't even remember him writing a humorous part in his novels until Sanderson came along and added it in. It fits in seamlessly with the characters and adds a good laugh that's been lacking in a story so overly depressing.
4) Tie-ins and back story: Maybe it was in Jordan's outline given to Sanderson but I doubt it. Sanderson is a master at tying in old story plot lines together and having them make sense. He also provides excellent recaps so the reader isn't lost when they come back to an old story line. (something Jordan never did)
I gotta admit, this book was an excellent read and felt just like Jordan's first 2 novels, it was written with passion.
Bring on Book 13!
1) Better Dialogue: The characters are finally having meaningful conversations that move the plot along instead on needless banter about pointless actions that have no impact on the story.
2) Shorter Chapters: One thing Jordan loved was his 70 pages chapters, that seemed to never stop. Now the chapters are much shorter and the story better condensed so that you get a real feel over what's going on with the development.
3) Much needed humor: Jordan was the "last" of the old school of thought that believed humor had little or no use in novels. I don't even remember him writing a humorous part in his novels until Sanderson came along and added it in. It fits in seamlessly with the characters and adds a good laugh that's been lacking in a story so overly depressing.
4) Tie-ins and back story: Maybe it was in Jordan's outline given to Sanderson but I doubt it. Sanderson is a master at tying in old story plot lines together and having them make sense. He also provides excellent recaps so the reader isn't lost when they come back to an old story line. (something Jordan never did)
I gotta admit, this book was an excellent read and felt just like Jordan's first 2 novels, it was written with passion.
Bring on Book 13!
Friday, April 19, 2013
Southern Fried Funeral
Megan's doing dinner theatre at the Strauss! If you want to check it out, performances are next weekend and tickets are available at: 318-323-6681
Hopefully I'll get some video of it by the end of the month to post on the blog!
Hopefully I'll get some video of it by the end of the month to post on the blog!
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Vader goes to Disneyland
My favorite part is when he whips out his lightsaber on the Haunted Mansion ride Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Introducing Ed Bassmaster
Someone showed me this YouTube guy last week and I think he's hilarious!
This is one of my favorites...
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Monday, April 15, 2013
Awesome bedrooms
Time to look at a few bedrooms I'd LOVE to sleep in!
Check this one out. It's a Y-Wing from Star Wars. I have no idea WHY someone would make this but I have to admit it's pretty cool. Now if they could attach a tv screen in the front window I could hook up my xwing game and play in the cockpit loft section of the bed.
OH YEAH! I can hear Megan calling me now! "Matt!, it's time to come down from your Ywing and eat supper!"
Me: "Awww, c'mon! 5 more minutes?!"
Next, check out this totally-too-awesome-too-describe Batman themed bedroom! Looks just like someone Bruce Wayne would have at his Manor. The Batman skylight shone in picture 3 seals the deal for me. Now all you need is a replica costume and a dvd of fake Gotham Police reports to play on that TV and I'm in heaven!
That's all for now folks. Have a good weekend!
Check this one out. It's a Y-Wing from Star Wars. I have no idea WHY someone would make this but I have to admit it's pretty cool. Now if they could attach a tv screen in the front window I could hook up my xwing game and play in the cockpit loft section of the bed.
OH YEAH! I can hear Megan calling me now! "Matt!, it's time to come down from your Ywing and eat supper!"
Me: "Awww, c'mon! 5 more minutes?!"
Next, check out this totally-too-awesome-too-describe Batman themed bedroom! Looks just like someone Bruce Wayne would have at his Manor. The Batman skylight shone in picture 3 seals the deal for me. Now all you need is a replica costume and a dvd of fake Gotham Police reports to play on that TV and I'm in heaven!
That's all for now folks. Have a good weekend!
Sunday, April 14, 2013
Cool children's room
How sweet is that?! As a big Calvin and Hobbes fan this would be want I'd want my kid to stay in. And true to form there would be a "No Girls Allowed" sign posted on the side of the bed.
LOVE IT.
LOVE IT.
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Knife of Dreams
Blood and bloody ashes!
So I've finished reading the final book Robert Jordan finished before his death. It should've been titled "NOW We're Getting Somewhere"
In this book, Jordan finally begins to tie up all the "side storylines" and makes it obvious he's planning for the next book to be the last in the series.
Unfortunantly he died and his greedy publisher only saw $$$ signs on his casket so they divided the book into 3 more and had Brandon Sanderson fill in the rest.
I am interested to see how he does with the series from here on out AND if it's going to be worhtwhile reading all 3 books or finding out if one book would have been sufficant.
Either way, I'm glad Jordan went out on a high note with this book even though he didn't make it around long enough to finish it himself.
Next week, Book 12!
So I've finished reading the final book Robert Jordan finished before his death. It should've been titled "NOW We're Getting Somewhere"
In this book, Jordan finally begins to tie up all the "side storylines" and makes it obvious he's planning for the next book to be the last in the series.
Unfortunantly he died and his greedy publisher only saw $$$ signs on his casket so they divided the book into 3 more and had Brandon Sanderson fill in the rest.
I am interested to see how he does with the series from here on out AND if it's going to be worhtwhile reading all 3 books or finding out if one book would have been sufficant.
Either way, I'm glad Jordan went out on a high note with this book even though he didn't make it around long enough to finish it himself.
Next week, Book 12!
Friday, April 12, 2013
Wid and Stache Bash tonight!
Items up for auction:
Autographed Duck Dynasty memorabilia
Avette Brothers Dallas Concert ticket package
Third Day VIP Backstage access concert package (with meet and greet, dinner, hotel and autographed posters provided)
Deep Sea Fishing Trip
Hot Springs, AR weekend getaway
Gulf Shores Condo Week getaway
2 original Blue Dog Signed Prints
Autographed footballs from Nick Saban and Les Miles
Silent auctions include over 40 local services, restaurants and boutiques!
Several Door prizes (including an iPad!)
Tickets are $30 at the door or $25 if you call before 4pm and sweet talk the lady at 805-0116
See you there!!
Autographed Duck Dynasty memorabilia
Avette Brothers Dallas Concert ticket package
Third Day VIP Backstage access concert package (with meet and greet, dinner, hotel and autographed posters provided)
Deep Sea Fishing Trip
Hot Springs, AR weekend getaway
Gulf Shores Condo Week getaway
2 original Blue Dog Signed Prints
Autographed footballs from Nick Saban and Les Miles
Silent auctions include over 40 local services, restaurants and boutiques!
Several Door prizes (including an iPad!)
Tickets are $30 at the door or $25 if you call before 4pm and sweet talk the lady at 805-0116
See you there!!
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
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Sunday, April 07, 2013
Another one bites the dust
Disney swings the ax again and shuts down Lucas Arts for good. A lot of my friends who were hailing the arrival of Disney as a "savior" of the Star Wars brand are starting to have "bad feelings about this"
Actually, I'm not here to say "I told you so." I actual agree with this decision! In fact all of Disney's decisions so far have been good.
Clone Wars needed the ax, it was a sluggish series that rarely delivered. Seth Green's Star Wars Detours was a train wreck waiting to happen and Lucas Arts were really spinning their wheels with poor titles and games half the time.
I know it sounds harsh but all 3 of those decisions are "thumbs up" for me.
Who else deserves the ax? Hmmm...only time will tell.
Have fun wearing your Mickey Ears!
Actually, I'm not here to say "I told you so." I actual agree with this decision! In fact all of Disney's decisions so far have been good.
Clone Wars needed the ax, it was a sluggish series that rarely delivered. Seth Green's Star Wars Detours was a train wreck waiting to happen and Lucas Arts were really spinning their wheels with poor titles and games half the time.
I know it sounds harsh but all 3 of those decisions are "thumbs up" for me.
Who else deserves the ax? Hmmm...only time will tell.
Have fun wearing your Mickey Ears!
Saturday, April 06, 2013
Crossroads of Twilight
Egad. I'm at the point now on where I can't decide whether Jordan's dragging out the story on purpose or if this was some sort of "cash grab" agreement between himself and the publisher.
The first 500 pages of the book talk about what the other characters were doing...during the last few pages of the last book when we were reading about Rand (the main character)
Yikes.
Nothing much happened in this one either but I have hopes of progress for the next book since I believe Jordan was originally planning to have 12 books in the series but needed some "filler" to make it that far.
We'll see if my theory comes close to panning out in the next book...
The first 500 pages of the book talk about what the other characters were doing...during the last few pages of the last book when we were reading about Rand (the main character)
Yikes.
Nothing much happened in this one either but I have hopes of progress for the next book since I believe Jordan was originally planning to have 12 books in the series but needed some "filler" to make it that far.
We'll see if my theory comes close to panning out in the next book...
Friday, April 05, 2013
Thursday, April 04, 2013
Six Flags Expansion (what the should do)
To me, Six Flags has so much unused potential it's not even funny. These folks are literally letting people walk out the door without giving them the experience they'll never forget!
This theme park may play 2nd fiddle to others but here's some ideas that could make them a huge contender in no time.
First off, 6 Flags needs to get off their high horse and get back in the game by allowing guest to bring drinks (non-alcoholic of course) and snacks into the park with them. EVERY of park allows this, why don't you? Let's be honest. You're going to let someone pass out from heat exhaustion because you wouldn't allow them to bring bottled water into the park and they refused to pay $12 for a soda.
Moronic.
But Six Flags has a lot of options to pursue. One underused option is their park rights to Looney Tunes characters. They hardly do much with them at all around the parks except for advertising. But wouldn't it be nice if we saw a lot more?
How bought a kiddie ride like the several there are in Fantasy Land at Disney? You could have a children's ride featuring all your favorite Looney Tune characters in slow moving props (like in the Peter Pan ride)
What about a Road Runner ride that's similar to Disney's Fast Track? Name it Wiley Coyote's Run as you zip around a track trying to chase down the elusive Road Runner.
A Taz's Spinner, a ride that spins you around like the Tasmanian Devil until you're so dizzy you can't walk straight. And would a Marvin the Martian Rocket Ship ride be all that hard to put together for kids?!
Six Flags also own the rights to DC characters for their parks but besides the gift shops and a few rides, you'd hardly know it. DC may not be sitting high above as king of the Box Office these days (thanks to Marvel's brilliant marketing strategy) but one this is certain, DC will not be on the bottom for long. They've got a wide range of heroes at their disposal and Six Flags should jump to using them while the "getting's good"
How about a ride simply title "The Flash" that's very similar to the Cheetah Ride at Busch Gardens. If you don't know what I'm talking about check it out here on YouTube.
They should also have a ride called "Green Lantern's Light" showcasing this hero's journey through space in a 3D ride similar to the Spiderman ride at Universal. Visit the planet Oa and meet the Guardians as the give Hal Jordan his mission. Fly with him in a protective green bubble and witness him fight Mongrel, Sinestro and other villains until you finally arrive safe on earth.
After that, you should head over to "Hawkman's Roller Coaster" a ride the corries your horizontally through twist and turns similar to Sea World's "Manta" ride seen here of course the ride wouldn't include water.
But the most popular super hero themed ride would be "Green Arrow's Hot Shot" similar to any of the "shooter" rides at other parks this one will have a bow attached the cart that you pull on to shoot arrows at various targets through out the ride. The scores are shown at the end.
Of course they don't all have to be rides, you can have the Hall of Justice Grill or how bout a Wonder Woman "Amazon Makeover" for little girls. Just like Disney's Bibbity Bobbity Boutique which rakes in millions every year for them!
And as Disney has it's "Pirate Makeover" for boys, Six Flags could do even better with "Robin's Sidekick Shop". Where boys can dress and pose for pics as their favorite super heroes!
And dang, while you're add it, schedule an appointment for me. I'd love to see how I look in a pair of Riddler tights!
This theme park may play 2nd fiddle to others but here's some ideas that could make them a huge contender in no time.
First off, 6 Flags needs to get off their high horse and get back in the game by allowing guest to bring drinks (non-alcoholic of course) and snacks into the park with them. EVERY of park allows this, why don't you? Let's be honest. You're going to let someone pass out from heat exhaustion because you wouldn't allow them to bring bottled water into the park and they refused to pay $12 for a soda.
Moronic.
But Six Flags has a lot of options to pursue. One underused option is their park rights to Looney Tunes characters. They hardly do much with them at all around the parks except for advertising. But wouldn't it be nice if we saw a lot more?
How bought a kiddie ride like the several there are in Fantasy Land at Disney? You could have a children's ride featuring all your favorite Looney Tune characters in slow moving props (like in the Peter Pan ride)
What about a Road Runner ride that's similar to Disney's Fast Track? Name it Wiley Coyote's Run as you zip around a track trying to chase down the elusive Road Runner.
A Taz's Spinner, a ride that spins you around like the Tasmanian Devil until you're so dizzy you can't walk straight. And would a Marvin the Martian Rocket Ship ride be all that hard to put together for kids?!
Six Flags also own the rights to DC characters for their parks but besides the gift shops and a few rides, you'd hardly know it. DC may not be sitting high above as king of the Box Office these days (thanks to Marvel's brilliant marketing strategy) but one this is certain, DC will not be on the bottom for long. They've got a wide range of heroes at their disposal and Six Flags should jump to using them while the "getting's good"
How about a ride simply title "The Flash" that's very similar to the Cheetah Ride at Busch Gardens. If you don't know what I'm talking about check it out here on YouTube.
They should also have a ride called "Green Lantern's Light" showcasing this hero's journey through space in a 3D ride similar to the Spiderman ride at Universal. Visit the planet Oa and meet the Guardians as the give Hal Jordan his mission. Fly with him in a protective green bubble and witness him fight Mongrel, Sinestro and other villains until you finally arrive safe on earth.
After that, you should head over to "Hawkman's Roller Coaster" a ride the corries your horizontally through twist and turns similar to Sea World's "Manta" ride seen here of course the ride wouldn't include water.
But the most popular super hero themed ride would be "Green Arrow's Hot Shot" similar to any of the "shooter" rides at other parks this one will have a bow attached the cart that you pull on to shoot arrows at various targets through out the ride. The scores are shown at the end.
Of course they don't all have to be rides, you can have the Hall of Justice Grill or how bout a Wonder Woman "Amazon Makeover" for little girls. Just like Disney's Bibbity Bobbity Boutique which rakes in millions every year for them!
And as Disney has it's "Pirate Makeover" for boys, Six Flags could do even better with "Robin's Sidekick Shop". Where boys can dress and pose for pics as their favorite super heroes!
And dang, while you're add it, schedule an appointment for me. I'd love to see how I look in a pair of Riddler tights!
Wednesday, April 03, 2013
Universal Studios Orlando Expansion Plans (what they should do)
In other theme park rumors, Universal Studios is also rumored to be expanding their parks as well, by adding more to Harry Potter World and they are even in talks with the Tolkien family over having a Middle Earth themed park as well!! (no joke, they already took out a copyright for a theme park named "Middle Earth")
So today let's analyze what would be in Universal's best interested to do with all this.
First off, let me state I was extremely impressed by Harry Potter world. I thought it was detailed and well thought out. However, there's always room for improvement to the great park they have so far...
First would be to establish an eatery. I'm shocked "The Three Broomsticks" was never part of their original plan. Millions as tourist cash was lost in whoever made the decision not to add that. But with an expansion you easily could. I'd also add a dining halls in Hogwarts as well for good measure.
For additional rides I'd love to see a "Gringots Roller Coaster" that takes you through the immense vault, safe guarded by the goblins and what about a "Hogwarts Train Ride" which picks you up at the station takes you around Harry Potter World and delivers you to Hogwarts doorstep?! Again, this is another easy ride which I'm shocked was never conceived when this place was first created. So there you have a few expansion ideas for that.
Now about Middle Earth...oooohh, there are so many possibilities!
Of course there'd be a Hobbiton which would have a gift shop which can sell you an autograph book titled "There and Back Again" the perfect gift for travelers who wish to begin their journey through Middle Earth. Also, don't forget to stop by "Baggins End" for breakfast or lunch. You could even have a "Hobbit Horse and Buggy" ride to take you around and show you the sites. Each ride would have a Hobbit guide telling wondrous tales of those odd Baggins folk and the adventures they've heard tales of.
Move on to Riverdale, where the elves will great you with a gift shop full of elvish merchandise such an "enchanted" equipment, garb, jewelry and much more options that will take the money "magically" out of your pocket in no time. There's also a restaurant featuring all your favorite elvish dishes! Sit among the rolling hills and relax as the elves sing and perform on stage in a special themed show for the audience.
Continue your journey through Middle Earth by riding "Orc Mountain" a boat ride that takes you into the dark caverns of the Orcs. Keep silent or you will be captured, but wait! Another threat arises! It's Gollum and he wants the ring which he believes is in your possession! Rousing the Orcs you narrowly escape them and Gollum as you exit the boat and continue your "journey"
"Escape from Lonely Mountian" is a 3D ride where you sneak into Smaug's lair to steal his gold only to wake the Dragon and go on a wild romp on an eagle as you soar above and witness Smaug's destruction of the nearby town. But don't worry courageous thieves, Smaug takes an arrow to the heart and perishes by the rides end.
Our next stop is the old forest of the Ents. Enjoy a stop by their juice shop and pass animatronic trees as they speak to you of times long gone by.
You're final stop to your journey is "Roller Coaster of Mount Doom" a super intense that's not for the faint of heart. Huge drops twist and loops abound in this wild ride to destroy the One Ring once in for all.
Your quest is over, the journey's done and the circle has brought you right back to where you started in Hobbiton. You wave good bye to the friendly Hobbits as you leave the park as well as all the thousands of dollars you spent on your trip to be there.
But then again....it was worth it.
So today let's analyze what would be in Universal's best interested to do with all this.
First off, let me state I was extremely impressed by Harry Potter world. I thought it was detailed and well thought out. However, there's always room for improvement to the great park they have so far...
First would be to establish an eatery. I'm shocked "The Three Broomsticks" was never part of their original plan. Millions as tourist cash was lost in whoever made the decision not to add that. But with an expansion you easily could. I'd also add a dining halls in Hogwarts as well for good measure.
For additional rides I'd love to see a "Gringots Roller Coaster" that takes you through the immense vault, safe guarded by the goblins and what about a "Hogwarts Train Ride" which picks you up at the station takes you around Harry Potter World and delivers you to Hogwarts doorstep?! Again, this is another easy ride which I'm shocked was never conceived when this place was first created. So there you have a few expansion ideas for that.
Now about Middle Earth...oooohh, there are so many possibilities!
Of course there'd be a Hobbiton which would have a gift shop which can sell you an autograph book titled "There and Back Again" the perfect gift for travelers who wish to begin their journey through Middle Earth. Also, don't forget to stop by "Baggins End" for breakfast or lunch. You could even have a "Hobbit Horse and Buggy" ride to take you around and show you the sites. Each ride would have a Hobbit guide telling wondrous tales of those odd Baggins folk and the adventures they've heard tales of.
Move on to Riverdale, where the elves will great you with a gift shop full of elvish merchandise such an "enchanted" equipment, garb, jewelry and much more options that will take the money "magically" out of your pocket in no time. There's also a restaurant featuring all your favorite elvish dishes! Sit among the rolling hills and relax as the elves sing and perform on stage in a special themed show for the audience.
Continue your journey through Middle Earth by riding "Orc Mountain" a boat ride that takes you into the dark caverns of the Orcs. Keep silent or you will be captured, but wait! Another threat arises! It's Gollum and he wants the ring which he believes is in your possession! Rousing the Orcs you narrowly escape them and Gollum as you exit the boat and continue your "journey"
"Escape from Lonely Mountian" is a 3D ride where you sneak into Smaug's lair to steal his gold only to wake the Dragon and go on a wild romp on an eagle as you soar above and witness Smaug's destruction of the nearby town. But don't worry courageous thieves, Smaug takes an arrow to the heart and perishes by the rides end.
Our next stop is the old forest of the Ents. Enjoy a stop by their juice shop and pass animatronic trees as they speak to you of times long gone by.
You're final stop to your journey is "Roller Coaster of Mount Doom" a super intense that's not for the faint of heart. Huge drops twist and loops abound in this wild ride to destroy the One Ring once in for all.
Your quest is over, the journey's done and the circle has brought you right back to where you started in Hobbiton. You wave good bye to the friendly Hobbits as you leave the park as well as all the thousands of dollars you spent on your trip to be there.
But then again....it was worth it.
Tuesday, April 02, 2013
Disney Expansion plans (what they should do)
It's no secret that Disney's wanting to add a Star Wars world to their parks since the Harry Potter world's been a boon for their opposition over at Orlando Studios but a few weeks ago it became official with survey's being passed around Disney Land asking folks if they'd like to see a Star Wars theme park at Disney.
Of course they would. Who doesn't?
Rumor has it they'll build it out next to Car's Land in California and in Hollywood Studios over in Florida. But what should it be?!
I have a few ideas....
A few months ago I posted this photo of what a Star Wars theme park would look like:
So what do you think? Ready to go there? I am. So Disney, count me down as a "Yes" is this Star Wars Dream Park becomes a reality.
May the Force make it so...
Of course they would. Who doesn't?
Rumor has it they'll build it out next to Car's Land in California and in Hollywood Studios over in Florida. But what should it be?!
I have a few ideas....
A few months ago I posted this photo of what a Star Wars theme park would look like:
As you can see, there's a lot of good ideas here.
The opening gate where you enter and exit will be run by Imperial Stormtroopers, who will check your purse, backpack or any other belongings you have on you for the safety of the park. The shift managers will be dressed as Moff's or Imperial Navy Officers. They'll also kiddingly "debrief" you as you exit the park. Reminding you that all merchandise leaving the park is taxable by the Emperor and that Lord Vader would be most displeased if he discovered any of them visited the Jedi Temple.
The Jedi Temple lays in the middle of the park and has stunt shows features the cast as Jedi, battling droids, stormtroopers and of course Sith. I'd even love a puppet Yoda to rise up from an overlooking balcony, asking for the spectators assistance by "using the Force" to help the Jedi at some point. I think it's be awesome. Of course inside the castle would be a Jedi-themed dinner hall, gift shop and perhaps some Jedi loitering about (in rooms like the Thousand Fountains) talking to and instructing the guest (or "Young Jedi") in how to channel the Force.
Surrounding the Temple would be other rides, like "Escape from Hoth" an inside roller coaster that takes you up, down and all around an AT-AT as well as the snow banked hills of Hoth.
Moving counter clockwise we have "Death Star Run" which is similar to Disney's Mission to Mars ride except Star Wars themed. You play the role of pilots for the Rebel Alliance, about to head into their greatest battle yet... to take out the Death Star! After some small "practice maneuvers" they're whisked away in Hyperspace and arrive at the Death Run.
There are 2 versions of this ride. One is where you fly through the ditch, shooting down Tie Fighters while avoiding Vader on your tail. The next is from Return of the Jedi where you're soaring inside the Death Star avoiding structional hazards while trying to get to the center of the space station.
Moving on we have a beautiful "Naboo Boat Ride" which is very scenic and possibly has some animatronic creatures from the planet as well as some live cast members dressed as Naboo waving to you as your ship sails by.
Also in "Naboo Land" is "Jar Jar's Bongo Adventure" A 3D ride where you join Jar Jar on a wild ride through the planet's core. Several obstacles await as you narrowly make it out by the clumsy antics of Jar Jar himself. (who is swimming outside your Bongo as you ride)
Moving on, we get to Tattooine. Where you can stop by the cantina for a bit while a animatronic band (similar to Chuck E Cheese back in the day) entertains you with music. There's even some blue milk in a souvenir mug! From there, hop on the "Boonta Eve Coaster" that takes you on a wild ride around the planet. On the other end of Tatooine is Watto's GiftShop and another eatery called Jabba's Palace that features live performances on a stage with an animatronic Jabba in the back ground.
Now we go to Endor where just like Swiss Family Robinson, there's a set that looks just like an Ewok village, where midgets dressed as Ewoks take photos with you. There on course a gift shop located in one of the huts and even an "Ewok Hang Glider" children's ride that take you high above and around the forest.
Next we head over to Chewbacca's home planet of Kashyyyk where the they take on you a "Wookie Zip Line" over the deadly forest beneath. There's also a bakery featuring the extremely popular "Wookie Cookie" which you've just GOT to try! It's HUGE and satisfies your Wookie appetite guaranteed.
May the Force make it so...
Monday, April 01, 2013
April Fools Day!
There was no Easter Egg on the blog!
If you spent some time checking for it, then you're a "winner" in my book! LOL
Happy April Fool's everybody!
If you spent some time checking for it, then you're a "winner" in my book! LOL
Happy April Fool's everybody!
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