Skinned Rabbit. Yeah...the perfect thing to order online when you're planning on having guests over for dinner and the super market down the road is fresh out of...rabbit.
Goatee shaving template. For folks who are too dumb to do it themselves I suppose. This is one of the STUPIDEST things for sale online I've ever seen.
Pizza Cologne. Want to smell like a hot pizza? Or attract a ninja turtle? What about torture someone who's starving? Or fool your kid into thinking you're having something other than peas and broccoli for dinner? This is the gift for you!
LED Rainbow shower head. Bath in a rainbow and pray none of your friends ever find out about the stupid amount of money you paid for this cheap gimmick.
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