Why would you buy this?! (1)

Time to talk about things you can buy online...but why?

 8 pound bag of cereal marshmellows. Tired of there never being enough in your cereal? Buy this whopping bag online and show your cereal who's boss!! (or deal with it and eat your cereal like a man)

 USB flash drive Gun. Take it to work and....get arrested. Or to a meeting or out to the park for use... and get everyone around you calling the cops! The perfect USB drive that you can't use in public without scaring the crap out of folks!

 1500 lady bugs. I'm not kidding. You can buy them online. I'm guessing it has something to do with you garden but I wouldn't know. Besides, what if they try to cheat you with only 1455 lady bugs instead? How would you know?! You really going to count them out of the box one at a time?!

Bathtime Splash Guard. You can buy it on Amazon if you're kids such a sissy that a little soap in the eye makes them cry. Way too much time on their hands for the person who came up with this idea.

More tomorrow!