Wednesday, February 07, 2024

Happy Birthday Rusty

 To Rusty:

1) May you dream of John Step wearing a leopard skin thong.

2) May the tea bags in your video games be joyous. 

3) May you always have the ability to pull off a shooting star press from the top rope

4) May all your replays of 80's cartoons come with commercials for Mr T cereal and Bonkers candy. 

5) May you have the happiest birthday yet. 

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