They actually sell this (7)

And the list goes on and on and on...

Toilet Paper $5

I hear every time you wipe you're supposed to yell out 'Merica!

Nothing $12

I just feel I'm not getting my money's worth with this.

Relaxation Capsule $50,000

Hmmm... buy 2 cars, 1/3 of a house or get some relaxation every once in a while.... hard choice!