They actually sell this (6)

Let's continue this shall we?

Uranium Ore $40

 What better gift for a loved one than sending them something radioactive? This is the real deal folks. Check it out here.

Wolf Urine $45

I can here it now "Honey, the Wolf piss is in! The wolf piss came in!!" Meanwhile the Mailman's walking away pissed. (Literally)

The only thing sadder than someone buying this stuff is the poor bastard who has to bottle it. Geez to frag!

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Liquid Ass $10

A fart spray which Megan says I don't need. : )

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