WHY would someone dress their kid up like this?! WHY would a kid WANT to be this in the first place?!
Mom: Ok Tommy, what would you like to go as for Halloween this year?
Tommy: Oh, I don't know mommy, how bout a big stinking pile of S----!
Mom: Great idea! I know just the place to go!
Seriously. What the heck man?! Who wants to walk around with that all night while gathering candy.
Old Man: Here's you a chocolate candy bar kids!"
Kids: Um, no thanks. I lost my appetite.
Wait. I think I know 3 reasons why parents would buy this for their kids:
1) Lower their self esteem.
2) Ensure all his friends never talk to him again
3) Light him on fire and sit him in front the neighbors door to see if he'll stomp him out.
K, more pics from this trip coming tomorrow.
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