So Megan had this idea of a costume for me this year. She wants me to go as Peter Pan and herself as Wendy.

Not gonna happen.

Why?

Because my friends, Peter Pan.... is a Man Fairy.

Yes it's true and we've all known it for years I'm just the one to say it out loud.

Look at this pic.... Pan and Tinker Bell. Two fairies, yucking it up.

I'm not kidding. It's evident in any picture you see.

Look, here he's telling Wendy "Whoa lady! NO touchie of the Man Fairy! Back Off!!
I mean, look at who's played Peter Pan in the past. Mary Martian for one.... oh yeah, he looks real manly here now doesn't she?

Let's look at a few others...
"Take that back Wendy-Bird! I'm the prettiest fairy in all the land. And I have this leaf sash to prove it!"

Guy or Girl folks? You decide.

Hey I got an idea. Let's give him muscles to make him look fit.

Hmmmm... maybe without the tights and sissy elf shoes.

BAD IDEA!! BAD IDEA!!!

This is what nightmares would look like if they were real.

Yowza.

If this guy floated into my bedroom window I'd be wetting my pants for months!

This is too scary. Let's just see at what a real costume would look like on a man shall we?

I rest my case.

Are you serious?!

Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009.

How? By being at WAR with two countries right now?!

As if this award needed to be made into more of a joke than it already is. And don't think this is just an "anti-obama" post. McCain would have made a horrible President too.

I don't harp on politics much because there's not much new to say about the subject. Obama's push on health care is a disaster and from someone who travels around the south side of Monroe constantly believe me, he's losing support from everyone.

I visited a customer's last week and he spoke Obama. He wants the President to drop the health care talk and work on the ever increasing unemployment rate. And that isn't the first person on my route to express those concerns.

So what should we do? Give him the Nobel Peace Prize.

What a world....

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MLB PLayoff Predictions!

Time for the playoffs. Let me show you my picks for this year.

Rockies vs Phillies

Who am I cheering for? Rockies

Who's going to win? Phillies They'll sweep.

Cardinals vs Dodgers

Who am I cheering for? Dodgers. (Mets fans never cheer for the Cardinals)

Who's going to win? Dodgers This one may go the distance but I'm betting 4 and it's over.

Angels vs Red Sox

Who am I cheering for? Angels

Who's going to win? Red Sox It goes 4 games with the Angels taking only one.

Yankees vs Twins

Who am I cheering for? Twins

Who's going to win? Yankees They'll sweep.

Why is the Yankees logo not on my site? Because it's illegal for a Mets fan to post anything that has to do with the Yankees.

If I love baseball and care anything about the sport I would never show such a pic!

Seriously, let's put anyone in the World Series but the Yankees. K? K.

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Twins Win

For those of you who don't care much for baseball. You missed a whopper of a game tonight. Last game of the season. Ending a tie-breaker between the Tigers and the Twins.

This was an extra game to determine who would advance to the playoffs. It took 12 innings to find that out but it was the Twins who turned out to be the winners.

I know I have Detroit fans who read the blog and to you I say this: "I'll feel your pain."

In fact, I can say, "I've felt your pain" The 2 prior seasons of baseball had the Mets ONE game away from making the playoffs only to blow it in the end. I hurt so bad I couldn't even watch the World Series that year.

But at least you got this far right Detroit? Unlike the Mets you can still say "We'll do it next year"

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5-0

As Auburn rolls over Tenn this weekend for a 5 and 0 start for the season, I can't help thinking that this was it.

Our high point in the season.

Can we beat Arkansas next week? I have my first serious doubts about Auburn in that one. And what of the weeks following?

What's worse is my ESPN College Pick'ems didn't lock in for this week. (though I have Spencer as a witness that they did) So now I'm out of that tournament as well.

Eh, I just care about Auburn bringing in the "W" anyway. What do I care.

War Eagle!

Oh so popular

Hey hey!

Getting a few request for advertisers on the blog!

Pretty cool seeing as how traffic on the blog is at an amazing rate right now.

Don't worry, I said "No" to both offers..... unless you people are really interested in a cologne that "gets chicks"?

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Pretty cool huh? Now if I can only figure out a way to get this in the title... hmmm... still working on it!

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Blog Followers of the World UNITE!

By the way, did you know that if you go to the very top of my blog and click on the "Follow Blog" icon that it'll alert you whenever a post is made on the blog?!

Go ahead, try it out. It won't hurt!

Just thought you'd like to know!

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Blog Updates

Hey folks, a few changes with the blog.

As you noticed the title is different. We'll be changing that from time to time just to keep things interesting. I also took away "This day in history" link because Megan said it was boring.

On a cool note, I have added a few links to other blogs that I enjoy reading from time to time. And I thought you would like them too. If anyone else wants me to link their blog or website, just email me and I will post it up.

Surfing the web for blogs has always been fun for me so I thought, why not add some as well.

Hope you enjoy!!

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Shakin it up!

Doing a little blog work tonight. I've decided to change a few things for the next couple of weeks leading up to Halloween.

Every Monday and Friday they'll be new videos giving you an insight look at my favorite game in the world to play.... ZOMBIES!!!

I've mentioned it before but now you're going to get a chance to see it all first hand!

I also came up with an extremely random comic strip that never stopped giving me more ideas to add to the story. So I hope you enjoy!

Ok folks, that's all for now, c-ya Monday!

Megan's Musical Review

I just wanted to give a little review of the new play that is at Strauss, Thoroughly Modern Millie. We went to the preview showing on Tuesday not really knowing what to expect. It turned out to be a good one to open the season with.

The director, Jon Baccarini, took an amazing cast of people who devoted a lot of their time and energy and made a great show. There were lots of highlights of the show, and to name a few, the guys who danced as "Muzzy's guys" were amazing!! Also, I have seen Elizabeth Bennett (Millie) and Brent Miller (Jimmy) in ULM's production of "Anything Goes", but this (in my opinion) is by far their best work yet. The show was full of energy throughout the entire production, the set was great, the costumes looked good, and there were two Branson guys who left me laughing and amazed by speaking Chinese. I don't think there could have been a better cast!

On the other hand, there were a little mess ups. Now, we are aware that technology messes up from time to time and that is understandable, so I won't go into the spotlights and the mics. There were a couple of times when backdrops would begin to drop and take away from what was going on on stage. Clearly it wasn't time for that to happen. Also another disappointing thing were a couple of the dancers. We understand some had to be brought in to help with the dancing, but they were hardly together. The background/chorus group were, but you couldn't see it. I tried to look past the front row of dancers, but when they are looking to figure out what to do next, it takes away from the others. But, I did find myself watching one on the end who showed enthusiasm and when messed up, she didn't let us notice it. I think the theatre group could have handled the dancing and Samantha Matherne proved that with some amazingly awesome tap dancing skills.

Overall, the show is wonderful and I recommend people to see it. Performances are this weekend and next weekend at the Strauss Theatre Center and tickets are $25. For more information contact the theatre at 318-323-6681.

Matt's Musical Review

Just wanted to give a quick review on what I thought about the play Megan and I saw at Strauss this past week. (Megan's comments will be posting soon after this)

All in all I was shocked at how well they pulled it off. From the Director and cast to the set and costumes it was well done indeed! I agree with my wife on the Missy Crain dancers. They weren't really needed and seemed to serve more as a distraction than a benefit at times.

But seriously, the production crew, the cast, everything was amazingly put together well in the time allotted. Megan and I plan on seeing it again next week too.

I hate dropping names because I always leave some people out, but both the stars did well and (being a supporting actor my whole life) I have to say Lauren Mathern, Gayle Frick and Troy "Christopher Award Winner" Wold (sp?) did an exceptional job as well as the lady who played Mrs Meers but I don't have the actress' name. But kudos to the entire cast for keeping it lively on stage after so many hours of hard work. It really showed!

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So this weekend I went to my first ULM game in 4 years. We played a AA team and demolished them. Made the game kinda fun but overall pointless. Not that I wouldn't go again, I had a great time even despite the rain.

But I can't help but think back to that last game of the season I attended back in 2005 when ULM had a chance to make it to a bowl game if they won their final game of the season. The team they had to play was terrible and didn't have anything close to a winning record.

What happened?

ULM got crushed. And it's funny but the opposition just had one play they ran over and over again..... run up the middle. It was shameful and pathetic to watch, but that's ULM for ya!

Ok folks, new comic strip on the way this week plus a blog change announcement later on. Have a good week!

Caleb being an idiot

I ran short on videos when I noticed the few I had left were never completed and wouldn't make much sense.

But thankfully I have "Idiot Footage" of Caleb for you all to enjoy.

Have a great weekend folks!

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Another Jekyll and Hyde review

Last week I found on article in the newest Delta Style issue that talked about Jekyll and Hyde.

It gave it great praise, spelled my name wrong, referred to my charater as a "dark pimp" and came out 2 months too late for anyone wanting to see it to get a chance.

What the frag! They came and did that interview months ago and NOW they're finally getting around to publishing it?

Megan and I also got a chance to watch the DVD of our performance for the first time and it made us both miss it. It truly was a fantastic play. My top fav of all time!

Ok, that's all I had today. More comics tomorrow!

On this day

One year ago today:

1) Nothing that big happened.

Wait, let me start that over again....

2) Megan made the biggest mistake of her life.

No, hold on... that's not it....

3) Megan and I got married.

Yeah, there we go!

I remeber watching the Auburn game in a tux as I waited for hours to be called in for pictures, whill all the while Megan was hogging the camera lady! : )

Good times, good times!

So that's one year down and the rest of my life to go, huh? Ok. BRING IT!!

I love my Meg!!

The Wife Hunter

One of the first skits I had ready for the "Best of Matt Wilkins" was this one. It's long, but pretty good overall.

Have a great weekend everyone!

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