Last month I was reading through some Calvin and Hobbes when I came across a strip that jogged my memory about using my armpit to make fart noises.
As unbelievable as this may sound I forgot I'd even known how to do that and quickly tried to do it right there on the spot. (Yeah, this is why Megan was worried about buying my Calvin and Hobbes in the first place)
To my horror I discovered that I'd lost the "gift" I once held so proudly of.
I'm going to try again some day but it'll have to be when Megan goes out because according to her, armpit farts aren't a good use of someone's time.
Psh! But what does she know?
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