So that's where that crummy Rose went!!! Belle told me she tossed it because I kept staring at it and she got jealous, blah blah blah. Look, 20 years of staring at a stupid Rose is a hard habit to break! But no. She felt I was "longing for the past", of a time when "she wasn't in my life." Well yeah! I mean, guys, don't get me wrong, Belle is hot and all but she nags. Alot.
And now I know where she's getting all this extra money too. She sold our freakin' story! And tried to fancy it up with a French Title to boot. I swear, I tried to tell her she wasn't French, I wasn't French, and the only two people in the whole freaking kingdom that were ACTUALY French were Lumiere and that maid he kept chasing around.
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So that's where that crummy Rose went!!! Belle told me she tossed it because I kept staring at it and she got jealous, blah blah blah. Look, 20 years of staring at a stupid Rose is a hard habit to break! But no. She felt I was "longing for the past", of a time when "she wasn't in my life." Well yeah! I mean, guys, don't get me wrong, Belle is hot and all but she nags. Alot.
And now I know where she's getting all this extra money too. She sold our freakin' story! And tried to fancy it up with a French Title to boot. I swear, I tried to tell her she wasn't French, I wasn't French, and the only two people in the whole freaking kingdom that were ACTUALY French were Lumiere and that maid he kept chasing around.
Happily Ever After? Please...
-The Beast
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