Since Matt's surprising slip about the "inside scoop" the bets are on the rise for the innie.
P.S. Talk about being mean. And what in the heck is Squah Casserole? A typo or a southern delicacy. And hey! At least we're not betting on your love life...
Dear Anonymous, Frankly we believe that Matt's umblilcal cord is still attached. And when it falls off, or is yanked out from under him, we want to know whether he will have an innie bellybutton, or an outie. It is uncertain whether the umbilical cord attachement is his mom's choice or Matt's. But, tying into Emily's comment, should it fall off, Matt's love life may, in fact, pick up some speed. No substituions, extensions, or refunds on bets placed on, before, or after February 30 of next year.
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Since Matt's surprising slip about the "inside scoop" the bets are on the rise for the innie.
P.S. Talk about being mean. And what in the heck is Squah Casserole? A typo or a southern delicacy. And hey! At least we're not betting on your love life...
What do you mean by "innie?"
Actually, we are betting on your love life, Matt. Just thought you should know :)
Dear Anonymous,
Frankly we believe that Matt's umblilcal cord is still attached. And when it falls off, or is yanked out from under him, we want to know whether he will have an innie bellybutton, or an outie.
It is uncertain whether the umbilical cord attachement is his mom's choice or Matt's. But, tying into Emily's comment, should it fall off, Matt's love life may, in fact, pick up some speed.
No substituions, extensions, or refunds on bets placed on, before, or after February 30 of next year.
Dag gum it, this is college all over again.... Roger is that you?!
He he he. Kinda gets under your skin a little don' it.
I'll take you hunk of sweet love with an innie or an outie.
Thaaaaaat's what I'm talking about!
Ummmm.... Thomas, is that you?
Matt,
I can chime in if you would like. :)
Roger
Roger, there's no telling how much money you've made of my love-life in the past... I want a cut!
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