Share a Coke with me

Coke's newest ad campaign about sharing with friends has my name all over it... literally. It seems every 6th bottle I see carries my name on it. So here's what I thought I could do:

1) Demand royalties over the use of my name
2) Sue Coke for defamation. (I'm a Pepsi fan)
3) Demand 30% of the cokes around the world be returned to me. (at least half)
4) Nothing, because this whole post is just a random thought I had yesterday at lunch.

Have a good day folks!