MMA Bed

Do you have dreams of becoming an MMA fighter?! Then make those dreams...uh...sweet dreams with this MMA Bed. You can silently slumber away inside this steel cage awaiting your next opponent.

Or

Your wife could come in to fight, make you scream like a girly man who eventually passes out in a choke hold at the end.

Or maybe you've had it with your disobedient son and you make him go to his bed where he and you will settle it once and for all!

The possibilities are endless...