Friday, October 24, 2014

Why would you buy this?! (4)

 Poop-like soap. This is awful. Imagine washing your hands with this and your wife catches you. She'll have the divorce papers written up before the day's end.  Or even better, give it to the kids to play with in the bath tub right before the babysitter arrives. Throw in a hidden recorder and you've got a YouTube hit! The possibilities are endless.
 Soda Cans Toppers. What to add hassle while enjoying a coke? Buy these and be "that person" at the party that no one will invite ever again.
 Wooly Mammoth Hair. I know it's unique but what would you use it for other than to gross people out.
Giant Gummie Worm. Make yourself sick of them in one day with this item. Or better yet, bring them out while having guest over and tell them "this" will be the entertainment for the evening.

Watch them run at a cartoon pace out the door.

Have a good weekend folks!

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