4-H Club

 I remember way back in the day, they used to come by my grade school and we'd all vote for who would be president, vice-president, etc. 

We were such a small school, the lady thought it'd be a good idea to give everyone a position and have the class vote each time after the next, so that everyone was "voted in"

However, the last person unelected was myself. I lost in the final race for "Janitor" 

So she awarded me the position to "janitor's assistant" 

I was so upset when I came home.

But my Mom gave me hope for next year as she helped me with a campaign sign for Prez. From there my "support" kept growing as I began promising cabinet positions to those who supported me. Like making promises, 4 of them would be my "secret service" and whatnot. 

The 4-H lady loved the idea of a president's cabinet, because she didn't have to invent so many extra positions anymore, so my campaign promises that began out of nothing, were legitimized before the whole class and I won in a landslide. 

I really don't remember what happened after that, because after she left no one ended up caring much about 4-H. 

I guess its still around today but for the life of me, I don't know what either "H" stands for. 

Guess I should have been impeached years ago at my school.