OK. The other fun thing to do if you're board is to see how long you can hold your breath. Except you shouldn't do this if you are in second grade and think that you can "not out breathe" everyone else. You might pass out and freak out the teacher. The other thing you should not do is just pass out, while thinking about Star Wars. You will fall over like a tree in the forest, narrowly miss hitting your head on the edge of the back table, and hit the cement floor instead. If you do this, your teacher will shoot you when you wake up.
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Um, starring is what celebrities are doing in movies. :-D
OK. The other fun thing to do if you're board is to see how long you can hold your breath. Except you shouldn't do this if you are in second grade and think that you can "not out breathe" everyone else. You might pass out and freak out the teacher. The other thing you should not do is just pass out, while thinking about Star Wars. You will fall over like a tree in the forest, narrowly miss hitting your head on the edge of the back table, and hit the cement floor instead. If you do this, your teacher will shoot you when you wake up.
Wiser words were never spoken my friend.
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