All my ex's (1)

 Welcome to the shortest series on the blog! 

For the week of Valentine's Day, I've decided to  share stories of the 3 woman I dated (yep...only 3) before I met my wife. 

Why only 3?

A) I was a loser

B) I had a standard and a code I followed to the letter (like Dexter) 

C) I was too picky. (the downfall of all single men)

So who's up first? My first girlfriend came along during my senior year of college....yep...that long. Ashley Harper went to Tech at the time and she was all that and a bag of chips. 

We were together 3 months and even my roommates had bets that it wouldn't last that long. (no joke) 

My favorite story with her was the night we were supposed to go out on a date but when I saw what she was wearing, I decided we should stay inside. She had a low cut blouse, and jeans ripped everywhere to show you she wasn't wearing anything underneath. 

On the same night my roommate was taking his girlfriend out as well. When they got to the door to leave his girlfriend turned around and in a voice dripping with sarcasm said "Bye Ashley, Bye Matt. Oh and Ashley....love your jeans."

Ashley had no idea she hated them. She thanked her and stood up to give her a 360. The other girl, disgusted, rolled her eyes and walked out. My roommate and I still talk about that story today!

Reason for the breakup? Cheated on me....with 3 guys....at the same time. 

Where is she now? (WARNING; this gets dark) Her husband and kids left her and she died alone in a fire when her house burned down and she couldn't get out. 

Ouch. I didn't like her when we broke up, but I'd never want that to happen to anyone. Too sad.