Monday, September 30, 2013

Top 3 Worst TV show finales

After talking about Dexter I got to thinking just what were the worst TV Show Finales I've ever seen? Here's what I came up with:
3) X-Files

If it's been too long since you've seen this one, so I'll fill you in. Mulder comes back for a trial involving some characters from past seasons and we discover Chris Carter ran out of ideas for the show after it's 4th season.

It was terrible. Nothing gets revealed, the "answer" is not "out there" after all. Several years later we had a movie that gave us nothing to do with the story plot of the show. Proving that even Chris Carter never had an idea of where to take it.

Rumor has it they're bringing every back for another movie which is sure to waste more of our time as well.



2) BattleStar Galactica 

When this first came out I didn't hear one single person complain about the show. Everyone loved this instant hit. But I wonder how many would've bothered watching it if they'd have known how it would all end? With a worn-out story line which lost it's way in the 3rd season and didn't know what to do once it all came to a close. The finale is awful to say the least and by this time you've generally lost respect for all the main characters  involved.

If this show would've ended in season 2 it would be on my list of best TV show ever. Sadly it went on for 2 more seasons, dragging through a river of muck then dropping us into a septic tank of a sea for the finale.

Big letdown.



1) Lost

This is the one I love to hate! Lost is by far the worst TV show finale in history. We were pulled in by it's intriguing mystery and plot twist and from the very first season every said "They're already dead and this is Purgatory!"

But the writers vehemently denied it over and over. And told us it was part of something much bigger and that we'd just have to wait and see.

Over the next few seasons the mysteries kept piling up and our curiosity made us believe they were right. Excitement was in the air for the last season to provide answers to millions of unanswered questions we had. But when the finale came about, what did it turn out to be? Purgatory. Exactly as we called it in the first season.

It's as if the writers painted themselves into such a corner that they didn't even know what to do with the story so they decided to go with what the kept denying this whole time! Thus revealing the true prisoners of this purgatory was the fans.


That's my Top 3. What's yours? 

Sunday, September 29, 2013

ESPNo thank you



It's been a few weeks that I've watched SportsCenter on ESPN lately and that's big for me. Growing up, SportsCenter is what I woke up and ate breakfast to every morning. It started my day!

Over the years though I've seen a sad emphasis on the NFL though. It's getting harder every day to determine if I have it on ESPN or the NFL Network.

Don't get me wrong, on Monday's I understand why it's all about the NFL. All the games finished the day before and ESPN recaps each one. But on Tuesday the analyze them again AND breakdown the game on Monday Night Football. And again on Wednesday...and Thursday and Friday are all about predictions and updates for Sunday's upcoming games.

What about fall baseball? On the average it's get's less than 60% coverage on their program. Even though they're playing more more baseball tan anything else right now.

So for the first time in years, I've decided to stop watching SportsCenter. This is football country I won't argue with that but it seems that's the ONLY sport ESPN likes to comment on anymore and it's getting very tiresome.

So I've switch to Fox Sports One which is way more balance and doesn't talk about the same topic for 20 minutes at a time. I also love MLB network because it's all about baseball and is the only thing I care about right now. (besides College Football of course)

Ok, just wanted to throw that out there to ya!

Saturday, September 28, 2013

The Dexter Challenge

I received a challenge earlier this week to defend the ending of Dexter. Now after taking a few days to think about the final episode I'm ready to share my conclusion about the ending.

To sum things up: It could have been better.

I don't think it was bad and I certainly don't think it was the best ending to have but here are my thoughts on the things they did wrong and the solutions for the problems it had. (ATTENTION: SPOILERS FORTHCOMING!!!)

Things they did wrong: 

1) Killing Deb off they way they did.

I don't think it was a bad idea at all letting Deb die in the series, I just wish they'd have done it sooner. By trying to cram everything into the last episode, Dexter fell short by not allowing the audience time to "feel" Deb's death in the series.

It should have happened half way (or three quarters) into the series. That way you have an invested interest in seeing the main villain get his due. The best scene in the finale was when Dexter kills him with a pen, but it would've been a lot sweeter if we'd have entered the scene with a simmering hatred for the character instead of a nonchalant way in which he received him.

Think about the series 24. How many of you stood up and cheered when Jack finally killed Nina after 3 seasons? I know my dad played it back on the DVR at LEAST 17 times, because he loved the "payoff" so much. We all did. In Dexter the villain kills off Dr Vogal and the kid earlier in the season but they were just guest stars. We had no invested interest in them at all.

Killing Deb off, either immediately or slowly over a few episodes would have been fine.

2) Hannah's fate

Another botched concept that was crammed into the last episode was Hannah's escape from the bounty hunter and the Feds. Another story they could have taken time in telling over the last few episodes but didn't.

We should have been on an emotional roller coaster wondering from one week to the next wether she was going to escape or not. Instead, we received a whole half season of her waiting for the right time to leave. How awesome would it have been if in one episode we see her captured by the bounty hunter and then have to wait a week to see if she can get away!? Another wasted opportunity by the writers.

3) Supporting character's pointless side stories.

This season lacked in short story arcs for the supporting cast. None of the had any relevancy other than to fill up the time of an episode. Think about it.

Angel has no goal in this season other than to run the department. He's a great character with a lot of depth and he seemed wasted in this season.

And what was the point of Masuka's story line with his daughter? I was really expecting a twist to come out of that but I guess the writers needed something for him to do so they threw Masuka a story line that serves us no point.

Quinn's story on the other hand was all over the place. It started off with him trying to commit to a stronger relationship with Angel's sister, only to switch midway thru the season about him trying to be a better cop and studying for the Detective's exam. This story was quickly dropped to rush in a last minute flame for Deb again so that in the end I guess he could be broken up about her "death"

Quinn, Angel and Masuka have all had way better side stories before. Defining their characters better and making them more meaningful to the overall plot. Although this season it's safe to say the writers had nothing for them to do so they suffered from poor story telling this season.

4) Dexter's demise.

Reading an article from the director and producers of the show I get why it ended the way it did. Dexter's all alone. He doesn't kill anymore and he doesn't have friends. He even doesn't have his thoughts with him, which was one of my favorite points about the ending. It's the ONLY time we don't hear a voice over from Dexter in the entire series! That part was well done. And the others I get too.

So Dexter destroys everyone he's with. True. It's been established in all of the past seasons. Everyone who gets close to Dex, eventually dies. So to save Hannah and Harrison that fate Dexter becomes wolverine from X-Men Origns. Grows a beard and works as a logger in Canada. Well done. Point proven.

In the article they said killing Dexter was never an option, nor was giving him a happy ending because when it's all said and done, Dexter's a serial killer who doesn't deserve happiness nor did they want to let him off easy with death. So the perfect fate for our "anti-hero" was to leave him all alone, miserable and cut off from everything he loves.

I get that. I understand it even. But I don't like it.

This whole series is about Dexter becoming more human and feeling emotion like everyone else. The series has done a great job in slowly turning him around to this point. The producers goal of having you forget Dexter's a serial killer too (which killing is wrong and yada yada yada) then bravo! You did it!

But as a "reward" for Dexter finally understanding what it means to be human you have him agonizing in guilt for the rest of his life?! What?

This is too cruel a fate. Why not reward him? I'd have been happy if he would've lived happily ever after with Hannah and Harrison in Brazil then to be cut off from everyone, miserable and depressed for the rest of his life. It just isn't the kind of payoff you give to him.

How it should have ended

How would I have ended it? I'd have the apparition of Harry turn out to be Dexter's actual "dark passenger" and send Dexter into an internal conflict with him when he finally discovers this. Dexter would end up stabbing himself and "killing" the dark passenger which was within him this whole time. He would die, but with the peace of mind that everything in life is as he wants it to be. Hannah and Harrison would be taken care of and Deb would live happily with Quinn. Both girls would mourn yet understand the reason of Dexter's death and we'd be talking about for the next few months.

Boom baby! THAT'S how you end a series!

   

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Monday, September 23, 2013

The LAST comic strip

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Back in 2005 I started this blog solely for one thing, to make comic strips.

Over the years I've enjoyed drawing them but now that I'm working on my 1000th and final comic book the time has finally come to say goodbye to the strips.

 It's been a delight to write these but it's time the Blog moved on to other things. Tomorrow will begin the final comic strip I'll post on the blog. I think you're going to love it since I'm bringing back my most famous characters to date for one final send-off!

It's been a great 8 years bringing them to you and I look forward to bigger in better things in the times to come.

With all that said, I hope you enjoy my final comic strip for the blog.

And THANK YOU!!

Friday, September 20, 2013

FART AND RUN!


I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time. Enjoy!

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Baseball Fan on Field Escapes Security



I would have given anything to have seen this game!

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

I hate YouTube, here's the video.

Milkshake at 100mph





I don't know why they did it, but DANG it's enjoyable to watch!

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

The Making of Disney World's Famous Kitchen Sink Ice Cream Sundae





I'd heard about this but never saw it until this video. INCREDIBLE!! I'd love to try it when Megan and I make it to Disney World again some day but I doubt we'd be able to finish it by ourselves. Skip to 0:55 to see how it's made.

Monday, September 16, 2013

Dark City review

Megan and I got bored last week and decided to see what free movies were On Demand. When I saw the title Dark City, I remembered watching it years ago but couldn't remember what it was about. I remember thinking how cool the trailer was back then so we looked it up for it on YouTube and she agreed to watch it.

Wow! I can't believe how good this movie is! How had I forgotten all about it?! Let's go over the story synopsis:

Years ago aliens came to our planet (ie: The "Strangers" as shown above) They can alter reality with their minds, like changing the shape and structure of a city.  This dying race spent years of looking for a way to preserve their lives until they found earth.

Discovering humans have souls which that live forever, the Strangers seek out knowledge on how to obtain one themselves. To do that,  they place humans within a city, (controlled by the "Strangers") and document their behavior by altering human memories.

For instance, one night a human could be Mayor of the city and the next night, a janitor. The aliens then inject themselves with those memories to learn from them. 

With the aid of a traitorous  human doctor they conduct experiments using a syringe to the forehead which  creates new memories into the subject. And though the doctor hates the Strangers he figures it's the only way to preserve his life among the others.
 
I know this sounds deep but stay with me.

So one human wakes up before he can be "re-imaged" and discovers he has an uncanny physic ability to do things. (much like the aliens) The story focuses on our "hero" as he tries to discover, who he is, what's happening to him, when this all began, where the Strangers came from, why's the city always dark and how can he escape!?

Though the movie suffers from early CGI effects (it came out in 98) you can easily overlook it thanks to it's brilliant story!

Speculation on a few websites is that this movie prompted the idea for The Matrix which came out the following year. (remember Dark City originally had a 1997 release date) Being the same studio who produced it I'm inclined to believe this was the case. They knew they were on to something and if they had spent more money on Dark City I think it would have been huge!

Plus with the AMAZING twist at the end it's well worth you while to rent or watch. $8 for the Blu-ray or $6 on DVD at Amazon, make it an affordable purchase if you can't find it for free.

But trust me, watch it. It's good!

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Zombies!!! 12 Board Game Review


Just in case you don't subscribe to my YouTube Channel, here's the newest Board Game Review of the new Zombies!!! Expansion 12. (Zombie Zoo) Enjoy!

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Zombiegeddon!!! 2013



Last week we held our Annual Zombiegeddon!!! game day. With me winning the 1st game and Gray Hall winning the 2nd it was another epic year!!

Zombiegeddon!!! 2014 is currently penciled in to happen around March or April of next year and will have Zombies!!! 12 added on to it!

I can't wait!!!

Friday, September 13, 2013

October movie releases

You know it's a slow when the only thing that catches my interest is the new Jackass movie titled: Bad Grandpa. This half scripted, have impromptu movie runs along the lines of Borat and looks like it would either be half-way enjoyable or a dud. It's too close to tell.

The only thing I know for sure is... there's NOTHING else out there this month to go watch!

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Sanriogirl Special!

Just wanted to give you a little Cardco Comix update; the latest Sanriogirl comic book came out. It was a one-shot I made for Megan that pretty much sums up another incredible year of fun we've had.

If you can't tell this cover spoofs a famous Dukes of Hazard DVD cover to Season 1.

Megan loved it.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Photo bomb!

Check out this lovely couple who attended our Dinner Theatre show earlier this year.

Now check out how awesome I am in the background. I almost look like a cartoon!

I caught this off the Murder is Served website this week and wanted to share.

Hilarious enough, I actual KNOW this girl now.

She works with me at JP Morgan Chase.

Needless to say I'll never get a second chance to make a first impression.

See ya later folks!

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Bayou Billy's Sweet Dixie Tea

At the Duke Fest for $7 you got a tin cup and unlimited life-time $1 refills whenever you brought it back to them. The deal and the tea were both so sweet I decided to give it an endorsement.

Monday, September 09, 2013

Pics from Duke Fest (2)

 John Shcneider/Bo Duke (Also Megan's FAVORITE pic in the whole world right now)
 Rick Hurst/Cletus Hogg
Me and the General Lee!

The only autograph we didn't get was Ben Cooper's who played Cooter on the show. They shut his line down early because his band had to perform on stage but Megan said that was alright....since we're going to this next year.

She how she did that?

Sunday, September 08, 2013

Muffin tops!

Well that's calling a spade a spade ain't it?

Saturday, September 07, 2013

The importance of West End Games

Last week I read a wonderful article in a magazine about the impact Star Wars Role-Playing games played in the Expanded Universe. Here's a few things from it I'd like to share:

1) Rodian, Twi'lek and Ithorian...they invented those names. When West End Games got permission to do Star Wars role playing books they also received the unique honor or creating a lot of the back story of the universe. Most of it, George Lucas considers cannon to his movies as well!

Take Greedo, the bounty hunter who cornered Han Solo in the Cantina in Star Wars. Lucas was calling his race "Greedo's" off stage while the rest of the cast referred to him as the "martian" West End Games (with Lucas' strict observation) got to name a lot of the alien races that Lucas later agreed to name them by.

In the past I told you Zahn received tons of help from the role-playing books when writing Heir to the Empire and not only that but the Clone Wars series has even adopted story lines from these books. It's become the foundation of Star Wars.

The Jedi Code was invented during this era, as was several other vehicle names and abilities. I'm proud to have the whole collection on my book shelves and in the future may even get the ones from Wizards of the Coast. Though I'm not sure if they had any impact on the genre at all.

Either way. I thought this was cool knowledge and wanted to pass it along. Have a great day everybody!

Friday, September 06, 2013

Happy Anniversary my Sweet Bub!

5 years with my beautiful wife!!!

And she's had 5 years with me...poor Megan.

Thursday, September 05, 2013

Pics from Duke Fest (1)

 Catherine Bach/Daisy Duke
 Tom Wopat/Luke Duke
Sonny Shroyer/Enos

Megan had the same smile on her face the whole time we were there. I'll have more pics next week!

Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Meeting John Schneider (2)

Megan's BDE.

Best. Day. Ever.

Meeting John Schneider (1)

Here was Megan's "Highlight" of the day. Meeting Bo Duke. This was right up there with meeting the cast of the Walking Dead and the Green Power Ranger for her.

I'll post another video of them actually meeting later on today.

Tuesday, September 03, 2013

Meeting Catherine Bach

Our first stop once we entered Duke Fest was to see Daisy Duke. Her line was literally out the door and we spent our first 45 minutes baking in the hot sun. After a total of 2 1/2 hours we were finally able to meet her. It ended up being worth it because they closed off her line early because it was wrapped around the building and they needed to ensure the folks in line got an autograph before the end of the day.

I was amazed at how many folks turned out for this thing!

Monday, September 02, 2013

Sunday, September 01, 2013

Auburn 2013 predictions

So we played our first game of the season yesterday and even though it was a win it wasn't pretty. Auburn's secondary still has issues and even though they delivered 3 interceptions for us yesterday and didn't calm my concerns.

Nick Marshall DIDN'T play like Cam Newton, as everyone was predicting. Instead he plays like Jason Campbell in his Sophomore and Junior year. No control. I'm worried their too.

Though I think the next few weeks will deliver wins for the season (Ark St and Miss St) I have a feeling we're going to get a HUGE wake up call when we head down to Death Valley to play the LSU Tigers.


  • Oh well, at least I'll get to enjoy the first few weeks of football at least...and IT'S WITHOUT CHIZIC!!!