Oh yes! 

For those who do not know...

... it's my birthday today. : )

down to boogie 

May Day

Hi,

Due to morons invading my room all day I was unable to post this until tonight. Hope everyone didn't check it this morning and go... "Hey?! Where's my funnies??!!"

Because if so... you need a life.

dark side matt 

Going over to the dark side

After veiwing the movie 3 times (the 4th being later on today) I've decided to go over to the dark side.... I hope you folks don't mind.

Hits and giggles

Sorry folks, I'm kinda not in the cheery mood today seeing my roommate has a party in the next room that's been going on since last night. And all night I've been trying to get to sleep over the sounds of guys playing Halo.

If you ever wish to try it I don't recommend it. I think there was a scream every 2 minutes or so.... just to let you know.... I'm feeling fabulous right now.

No pic post today.

Return to the line 3 

Mirror mirror

So, just to inform the public here, my sister in law had her baby last night, I now am the proud uncle of 2 nephews.

Thank you.

Return to the line... again 

Scheduled appointments

I think I've made appointments now with 3 other people to watch Star Wars with them in theaters. So I may be looking at watching that film a total of 6 times. (by my estimations)

Now everyone who reads this HAS seen the movie at least once now right?

Return to the line (1) 

Still going...

Guess what folks? I'm doing another comic strip on Star Wars this week. Sorry, but I just can't help it. So you're going to have to hear about it again all this week I'm afriad.

By the way.... I've seen it 3 times already in theaters...

when I grow up 

I wanna be a Jedi

Man oh man what a sweet movie!! I've already seen it twice and am ready for my third time tomorrow. So what does everyone else have planned for the weekend?

Oh what a night...

Got to see Episode 3 last night.... wow. Amazing. If any of you need me this weekend, I'll be "geeking out" in my room. K? K.

wow 

Return of the Jedi 

The time is now...

Ladies and Gentlemen.... in less than 24 hours.... I'll be watching Star Wars Episode 3.... thank you.

Empire Strikes Back 

By the by...

The actually fixed our website last weekend. It's now ok to post again. It took them long enough but they finally got it all working again. (just when I had given up hope too)

One more strip left to go folks.... and Star Wars is waiting for me in theaters.... tomorrow... (eep!)

A New Hope 

Countdown

The countdown's on till Star Wars 3 deputes in theaters and I can't wait! So in honor of the movie this week I've come out with a comic strip that hits closest to home for this special.... holiday.

Enjoy!

Pep Talk 3 

Fantastic Friday!

Man oh man! I'm SO tired this morning. But things are looking up since we have the finale of Pep Talk right in front of us. I hope you've all benefited from this experiance..... I didn't.

Pep Talk 2 

Let's get Pos!!

You know, it's getting toward the end of the week, but already I'm feeling chipper! Bring on the weekend! I'm ready for it!

By the way, I don't recommend anyone printing these out and posting them up in your work place for motovation.

If you want that..... get some Red Bull.

Works for me!

Peppy

This week's strip is based off a true story that happened a few weeks around the office. See, they brought in this motovational speaker to talk to us about sales.

This first part is just about word for word on what happened. None of it is made up. (which is why I decided this would be an excellent strip to put on here)

Enjoy!

Pep Talk One 

Weezer Rocks!!! 

Introducing....

Ladies and Gentlemen,

We interrupt our regular post for a very important announcement...

WEEZER ROCKS!!

As few of you know, I'm a huge Weezer fan so (like everybody should have been doing today) I went out and bought their new album. Fantastic!! Highly recomended for children 12 and up!

Ok,.... maybe 16 and up.... I don't care.

#1 

Cheap Cop out

Here ya go folks! The #1 person who should be guest star appearing in Star Wars Episode 3!

Kinda makes you wonder why I even went thru with this eh?

Almost there...

So I'm at this Cinco de Mayo party last week and what should appear on the walls but an un-authorized copy of my "Cinco de Mayo" comic strip.

Cardco Comix has decided not to taken action in a lawsuit but will require some compensation be paid within the next 3 months.

I kid.

Thanks.

Now on to the tippy-top Ten!

4)Christopher Walken (Envy) It wouldn't be a party without him saying ANYTHING about Darth Vader being bad and exactly how bad he was being.

3) Steve Buscemi (Con Air) No movie no matter how far fetched is hollow without an appearance from this man. He's been in virtually everything else, why not put him in this one as well.

2) Bruce Campbell (Army of Darkness) Ok, this one was a little TOO obvious. A lot of you people guessed it but he wasn't our number 1. It would be cool to hear him tell Vader to "Come get some" I have to admit.

Tomorrow's the big day, who will be revealed as the #1 person how should guest star in Episode 3??? Find out tomorrow....

Mid Ten

Wow.

You've been sending and calling in your guess's to me ever since I first posted this. Thanks fans.

But while some of you got a few of them right none of you guessed them all. So to solve another piece of the puzzle for you fans, here's the next 3 on our list.

7) Bill Paxton (Aliens) Nothing would look better on the screen then to here Bill Paxton freaking out and saying "You mean to tell me that Anakin Skywalker went to the Dark Side and wants to KILL us all???!!....... We'll that's just GREAT man!!!" It would be the best quote in the movie by far.

6) Owen Wilson (Zoolander) I can see him now, "Come on man, do you really wanna kill us all??" Then finishing off with one of his classic "sighs" and a shake of his head. (Lucas WISHES he could make us laugh this hard!!)

5) David Spade (Just Shoot Me) Jeremy got this one right I know. He'd HAVE to be in here just to say his catch phrase "And your..... Vader... riiiiiight...."

4 more to go and since you fans have only been able to guess one of them so far I'm expecting you to be pleasantly suprised to find out who's in the top 4..... next week.

Top 10

So in two weeks, the movie to end all movies comes out.

Star Wars Episode 3 "Revenge of the Sith"

I hope you're like me and picked up your tickets for the midnight showing weeks ago.

I went up to the counter and when was asked which showing I'd like (the 12:05 or the 12:10) I easily responded with "The first viewing possible!!"

12:05

I can't go to the 12:10

That one starts 5 minutes too late.

I've already asked work for the day off as well.

But today (and over the next few weeks) I'm going to be running down a list of hollywood actors that should have appeared in the final film as guest star appearances as Jedi and what their role would have been in the movie.

Today we'll tackle the bottom 3.

(no pics, sorry about that but they wouldn't laod)

10) Ed Norton- (Fight Club) Wonderful actor, one of my favorites, I'm sure his line to Vader would have been "I want you to hit me as hard as you can!"

9) Johnny Depp- (Pirates of the Carribean) Nothing beats a Johnny Depp performance and since Lucas is the director, this would be Depp's most challeging role. To act well under someone who even makes Ewan McGregor come off flat.

8) Jackie Chan- (Around the World in 80 Day) He's the man, what more can I say. I'd love to see this man in Episode 3. Unfortunantly I'm afriad all his stunts would turn out to be CG, knowing Lucas. So maybe he wouldn't be such a bright idea anyway.

Ok, that's all for now. We'll have 3 more for you tomorrow as the countdown continues.....

Cinco 3 

Skip

Man oh man,

So I'm going thru my material for tomorrow's post. Spend 2 hours on the computer gathering pictures when... poot! The blog site won't load them up.

Nuts.

So sadly Cardco Fans, tomorrow's post will only consist of story without the help of visible aid. I'll see what I can do to correct this problem but until then, it looks like you're just going to have to use your imagination.

You're going to love it though...

Round 2

Woo-hooo!

What a week so far! Things have just been rolling along for all of us up here at Cardco Comix. Sometimes we just wonder where do the days go... but then our alarm clocks go off and we realize it was all a dream, and that there never was a Boise Town, Colorado covered in dark chocolate.

..... what?

Cinco 2 

Cinco One 

New Month

Welcome to the month of May Cardco Fans!

To kick it off we offer our very own lil Mexican Chileto to appear before you in a public service announcment about a certain holiday this week.

Enjoy!