Monday, January 31, 2005

Wilkins: The Movie

For those of you who don't know, we here at Cardco Productions have been given a chance to work on our very first short film. As a script is being worked on as we speak I thought it would be fun to turn in a casting call for a "Wilkins" movie. (which I'm sure would be a huge hit)

So I'm starting off with me played by Mark-Paul....aw heck, you know him best as "Zach" from "Saved by the Bell" I also want to let everyone know that I felt uber-gay looking up his photo online.

Next is Jeremy (aka Gay Remy) For his character I thought Eric McCormack from "Will and Grace" would be perfect. Especially if you've seen him in "Free Enterprise" he's Jeremy to a T. Plus he plays a gay dude on TV so the irony was too much for me to ignore.

After doofus comes Bray played by (who else?) Josh Groban. I don't know if he can act and I'm pretty sure if they had a Josh Groban movie, Bray would be playing HIM, but for now we'll just let all that go and keep him for the role of "lil Bray Stinka"

Jordan's the easiest to cast, who hasn't said he doesn't look like Noah Wyle?!?! I still don't see it that much, but oh well, so be it.

Caleb was a little tricky but I think this one's going to work. Chris Klein (who'd be playing Chris Nix in a movie no doubt) seems to fit in pretty well for the role of the almighty Pudd. Don't you think?

At last there's Charity. I was trying to track down the name of that dog in Kujo but ended up making a sissy choice and going for either Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen. Looking up this picture made me feel like a pervert more than anything else. (including downloading pics of Mark-Paul Gosslaar)

For extra kicks I thought I'd go ahead and cast Thomas into our movie as well. Seeing as he's technically NOT a Wilkins, he's still my cousin and I love him. (in that kind of way) Besides the pic of David Foley I found for him is sweet!! How can you look at that and not think of Thomas?!

Anyway, hope you enjoy this, the next comic strip will be out soon... and it's a dandy!

1 comment:

Allison said...

Oh Matt, how you make me Laugh. Thanks so much for being so funny and more than making my day.
Miss you