Wilkins (the Movie) update

So every so often I cast who would play us Wilkins in a movie (if there ever was one) and I'd like to update it with some more family members:

 Hobbes: Played by Marten Stevenson

 Jaiken: Played by Aiden Gemme

 Madeline: Played by Ellen Page

 Archer: Played by a young Joseph Gordon Levitt. I'm not joking. I just saw Angels and the Outfield an it looks just like him!

 Oz: Played by a young Barret Oliver (from the Neverending Story)

Priscilla: Played by none other by Sarah Jessica Parker.

All I have left to cast at this point is Adam, Tallis and Otto so far. Maybe I'll get around to them next year.

Awkward Gym moments

Alright all you out there who are failing your New Year's Resolution. Here's a little motivation to get back in the gym.

Crossover podcast

Here's our Crossover Podcast of both shows from earlier this week. We talked about Top 5 Wrestlers and Wrestling Matches!

MLB Pop Tarts

 One of the coolest things we found at the grocery store last year were these MLB Pop Tarts. They were so much fun to collect it was almost like collecting baseball cards again.

I haven't seen them return in stores yet but I hope they do. I like having fun with my food. If anyone sees them out. Let me know. I have a hankering to start my breakfast season!

Have a good weekend folks!

Cereals they actually made

Last month I saw a "Limited Edition" St Patty's Day Lucky Charms cereal box. Where all the marshmallows were clovers. It got me wondering. Are there any other cereals out there I haven't heard of before?!

I was SO right.

 Sugar Cookie Pebbles

I'm a guy who prides himself on having every sort of the "Pebbles" cereal out there. Yet I never knew there were so many flavors I've never heard of before!!

 Boulders

Seriously, have I been in a coma every time I walk down the cereal aisle?

 Apple Jacks Marshmallows

Yuck!

 Berry Pebbles

Looks like it's a 4th of July kinda thing.

 Holiday Sprinkle Cookie Crisp

I saw these at the store last Xmas but didn't get them. I should have though. They'd be interesting to try!

 Marshmallow Pebbles

Again, I'm stunned this even existed.

 Candy Corn Pebbles

Looks like a Halloween theme. I'll be on the lookout for them this year.

 Dino Smore Pebbles

I'm at a loss for words at the moment. HOW MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PEBBLES ARE THERE?!

 Strawberry Honeycomb

Yuck. Wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole.

 Poppin Pebbles

Fizzy Pebbles!? Really!? DANG! I need that!!!

They actually sell this (8)

How to date a White Woman $25

Anyone interested in some summer reading?

Dancing with Jesus $11

I've got a slew of books for your list right here.

Learning to Play with a Lion's Testicles $12

For the animal lovers out there.

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And the list goes on and on and on...

Toilet Paper $5

I hear every time you wipe you're supposed to yell out 'Merica!

Nothing $12

I just feel I'm not getting my money's worth with this.

Relaxation Capsule $50,000

Hmmm... buy 2 cars, 1/3 of a house or get some relaxation every once in a while.... hard choice!

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Let's continue this shall we?

Uranium Ore $40

 What better gift for a loved one than sending them something radioactive? This is the real deal folks. Check it out here.

Wolf Urine $45

I can here it now "Honey, the Wolf piss is in! The wolf piss came in!!" Meanwhile the Mailman's walking away pissed. (Literally)

The only thing sadder than someone buying this stuff is the poor bastard who has to bottle it. Geez to frag!

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Liquid Ass $10

A fart spray which Megan says I don't need. : )

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Saturday Morning Samoflange Episode 13

In this episode we talk about the best TV shows of the 2000's!

Happy Table Top Day!!

Play a board game with friends or family on this special day!

I just found out about it this year and it's been going on for 3!! So I have some catching up to do!

This may be in my Top 5 favorite holiday's of the year now that I know about it!

LOVE me some board games!!!

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More Amazon stuff today.

 Dark Chocolate Pork Rinds

Someone just won them a Nobel Peace prize if you ask me! link

 Inflatable Toast $12

What would be the point? link

 UFO Detector $50

If you see one of these at your friends house, politely excuse yourself and drive away as fast as you can. link

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Now I'm going to show you some

 

unbelievable things you can buy on Amazon right now!

 The Useless Box $45

You spend hours assembling it yourself and all it does it switch itself off when you flip it on. Seriously. Check it out here.

Private Gym (for men) $100

A weiner workout kit, complete with DVD that shows you how to pump muscles in that little wimp downstairs.

See for yourself here.

Electronic Spin the Bottle $57

Why?! For people too lazy to spin it themselves?! Link

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 Lochness Ladle

HA! I LOVE this! Why hasn't someone thought of this before?!

 Shark Repellant Grenade

I'm not making this up. Seems someone got inspired by that 1966 Batman movie and decided to actually make something like that.

Still, I don't think it'd be bad to have one. You know...just in case.

 

Human Gills

Especially if you own a pair of these puppies which claim to filter the air pockets out of the water!

The Chateau de-Veginy

 

 

Own a REAL castle 30 miles outside of Paris. Yours for the low low price of 5.7 million dollars!

 

Megan's praying we win the lottery big time now.

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Belt Scooter

I have no idea why or how this would work.

A flame thrower

 

That's right! You can actually purchase one online for only $1600 dollars.

 

And looking at this picture....may not be such a bad deal.

 Kitty Armor

To make him look more dangerous around the neighborhood I guess? Or maybe you're into cosplay and you need a medieval cat by your side?

Pillow Igloo

I need this. Sun's always in my eyes in the morning but with this puppy, I'm in the shade the whole time. Woo-hoo!

Princes of the Universe Episode 14

In this Episode we talk about Star Wars, X-Files, The Flash, Tremors, John Williams and SO many other things!

Enjoy!

They actually sell this (1)

Today I wanted to show you some nifty things you can actually buy over the internet?! 

 Back to the Future iPhone Case

How cool is that?

 

 Batmobile iPhone Case

Just as cool!

Wifi Converter

This device turns any plug in device into a wireless app you control through your phone. I have no idea how it works but it seems AMAZING!

 

More stuff coming later this week!

 

Saturday Morning Samoflange Episode 12

In this Episode we talk about the Best TV shows of the 90's!

Batman Chess

 I shouldn't be surprised they made this but look at how cool it is!!!

Seriously, this is like the best chess set EVER!

But instead of being King, shouldn't Batman be the "Knight"

Get it?

Have a good weekend folks!

Fun pics

 If Godzilla fought Marshmellow Man

Aliens vs Predator 3

 Here's a few pics from our trip down to my grandmother's last month.

Megan got to meet a baby goat.

Megan's the one on the right.

What a great day!!

Good news folks! I'm writing a Star Wars novel for Del Rey due out in time for the movie!

I also played the Lotto for the first time and won $10,000!

And I'm going to Aruba for a whole week to celebrate!

Now think about what day it is and tell me how much of this is true. : )