So that's where that crummy Rose went!!! Belle told me she tossed it because I kept staring at it and she got jealous, blah blah blah. Look, 20 years of staring at a stupid Rose is a hard habit to break! But no. She felt I was "longing for the past", of a time when "she wasn't in my life." Well yeah! I mean, guys, don't get me wrong, Belle is hot and all but she nags. Alot.
And now I know where she's getting all this extra money too. She sold our freakin' story! And tried to fancy it up with a French Title to boot. I swear, I tried to tell her she wasn't French, I wasn't French, and the only two people in the whole freaking kingdom that were ACTUALY French were Lumiere and that maid he kept chasing around.
So that's where that crummy Rose went!!! Belle told me she tossed it because I kept staring at it and she got jealous, blah blah blah. Look, 20 years of staring at a stupid Rose is a hard habit to break! But no. She felt I was "longing for the past", of a time when "she wasn't in my life." Well yeah! I mean, guys, don't get me wrong, Belle is hot and all but she nags. Alot.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I know where she's getting all this extra money too. She sold our freakin' story! And tried to fancy it up with a French Title to boot. I swear, I tried to tell her she wasn't French, I wasn't French, and the only two people in the whole freaking kingdom that were ACTUALY French were Lumiere and that maid he kept chasing around.
Happily Ever After? Please...
-The Beast