Next post should be 'holidays we hate'. Uh huh. Valentine's Day, baby. Next Feb. 14, I'm gonna get cleaned up, go to a restaurant, and wait, pensively, for a date to show. Just to see how long it take the kitchen staff to start making bets.
That is, if I don't actually have a date...
If I had a date, I'd probably still hate Valentine's Day.
Next post should be 'holidays we hate'. Uh huh. Valentine's Day, baby. Next Feb. 14, I'm gonna get cleaned up, go to a restaurant, and wait, pensively, for a date to show. Just to see how long it take the kitchen staff to start making bets.
ReplyDeleteThat is, if I don't actually have a date...
If I had a date, I'd probably still hate Valentine's Day.
Yeah, whoever picks Valentine's Day... we all hate you.
ReplyDeleteUmmm, you skipped my personal favorite holiday -- Kwanzaa. Duh.
ReplyDeleteWhat stories?!? What did I steal? I didn't steal any stories....
ReplyDeleteGez, looks like putting V-Day on the list was a waste of my time eh?
ReplyDeleteYeah, well we all love you, Matt; we just hate Valentine's day.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's why I get so many cards on that holiday right? (sarcasm here if you don't see it)
ReplyDeleteOk maybe not cards, but you're not hurting in any way for phone calls.
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