And we come to the REAL reason chics won't go out with Matt. He calls them by made-up names, like kitty, buttercup, or woman and he just isn't a minty kind of a guy.
Man, if you have this many girls that like you and you can't find a girl than you must be asking all the wrong ones or holding out for miss usa (hehe). I'd kill to be in your shoes man.
And we come to the REAL reason chics won't go out with Matt. He calls them by made-up names, like kitty, buttercup, or woman and he just isn't a minty kind of a guy.
ReplyDeleteYou can call me any name you'd like... :P
ReplyDeleteEw.
ReplyDeleteDoes 'dork' count?
ReplyDeleteAhhh.....You know I don't think the Hittclan can ever take you anywhere public again. But really, I don't think anyone knew how to pronounce her name.
ReplyDelete- Mel
Man, if you have this many girls that like you and you can't find a girl than you must be asking all the wrong ones or holding out for miss usa (hehe). I'd kill to be in your shoes man.
ReplyDeleteI would go out with Matt!
ReplyDeleteMe too!!
ReplyDeleteYou know, with all these "offers" on your blog I highly doubt Matt would have trouble getting a date. However, it IS Matt we're talking about here.
ReplyDeletethere are plenty of chics that would go out w/ Matt if he just got rid of the star wars sheets...
ReplyDeleteYou haven't been to my new place. No more star wars sheets... or posters for that matter. It's the new me! But still without the chicks.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. You're not my type. I'd go out with Jordan though.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I couldn't resist. :P
I like the "old" Matt...interested in the "new" Matt though... mmmmmm
ReplyDeleteThe "old" Matt with long hair? Or the "old" Matt with the Star Wars sheets on his bed? Or just "old Matt"? Hmmmm.... now I wonder?
ReplyDeletejust old matt:)
ReplyDeletejust old matt:)
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